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Don't come any closer! I've got a diarrhoea and that isn't dirt at my feet.
It's my ball, I have it now.....Stay back..It's mine .....MUMMMMMM!"
Stop! You can not tackle a man with glasses and snow white shorts standing in a mud puddle. Mummy will be so cross...
Stop! you're in the wrong team, this isn't the giants
Careful fellows, i'm not allowed to get grass stains on my new shorts.
It's not easy being Austin Powers' sporty brother. Yeah baby!
Back off !!!! I am too scared to play this game !!! Help............
Wait Coach. I've never played this before. I've changed codes from soccer but I'll show you how I can kick for touch.
stop, i need to pee
Ten Reasons To Ban All Black Rotation Policy
Reason 7: See Above!
wait, wait, I'm not ready yet
Oh no,I thought Jonah was in France.
I'm really a mime and my hand's on a glass panel. So you can't touch me.
Seconds before plummeted by the largest pack of brutes he has ever encountered, it dawns on Jaspar that the rumours about rugby players in New Zealand being obsessed by handbags and eyeliner may have been misplaced.
Don't touch me! The washing machine has broken down!
Don't tackle me - look at my sparkling clothes - I'm not really playing!
Could we please have time out while I get my proper rugby boots on?
Hold on...I've got the wrong mouth guard in. I'll just get my red one to match the rest of my outfit.
OH Shit I need the loo now and I mean now!!!
Dont come any closer Mum doesnt want me to get my pants dirty
S.T.O.P!!!!!!. please - I am too young to die
Back off, these are Mum's glasses and she doesn't have insurance
No photos, please! My fans would turn off if they saw the real Johnny Depp!
The names McCaw ,Ritchie McCaw,I'm in disguise, as Auckland need me for their next big game,hope my socks don't give me away.
Of course I've played before, stop hassling me...Mummy !!!!!
Five reasons why I shouldn't be here
O.M.G. NNooo!!! i said i'll pass it on not bring it on!.
I told you nancy that this get up just doesnt do it for me
Bill Gates eat your heart out! I may look like you but can you play rugger like I can?
"Stop, in the hame of love, before you break my ...mouth guard!"
back off - help!!!!
Stop! I've changed my mind! You can have the ball after all.
I bet ya $5 bucks I can't score.
"Only take a mo' --- an' then I'll have a betta grip of the ground."
Let me keep this one... I don't have any of my own.
wait! can someone tell me where the loo is?
H-H-H-High Five anyone
Hang on, the Mrs.'ll kill me if I get mud on me strips.
H-H-H-High Five anyone
No! No! Not again!
No No please be gentle I am only new at this
Hand signal! Hand signal! Read my hand!
I'm practising the 'hand of frog'!
Oh go away prince Charles, you don't know how to play this game
Don't you know it's rude to snatch!
Talk to the hand, cos the face ain't listenin'.
Stop the bus
Geek Rugby???
Hold on guys... these are clean on today.
You know what they say about a guy with big hands.
Mr Nonu would you please not grab that man again!
Oh Fudge..... I've changed my mind.....talk to my agent
Probably a 'contacts' sport!
Mummy said that you have to play fair.....pleeease
Would you be so kind as to allow me 5 moments dear chaps. These dreadful socks have slipped yet again.
NOOOooo. . . , wait up guys . . . I just wanted a photo with the ball!
My hand is bigger than your ball
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