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by azpen 25th February 2009
Ouch! It's hot!
'LEAP OF FAITH'
Cat's flying dream
Looking for a fight come on.
I am Son of God, I walk on water! I am Son of God, I walk on water! Say it often enough and you can truly believe!
Tiptoe through the ripples with me
This "walking on water" is harder than first it seems.
Sh**t! a shark
I will stay in freeze frame,so's I wont get wet.Me think's that is good thinking.
I don't think the kitty litter worked very well.
Oh dear....forgot to put on my trunks.
Damn those bubbles are hard to catch
Oh! my God! thats water, let me outer here
WOW!! It's raining cats..
I wonder what kind of creature that is down there
Gently does it for a soft landing
whoa - I didn't want to get my paws wet!!!!
Aaah good, it's not spilt milk!
A CATASTROPHE not a cat's trophy!!!!!!!
flight of a fish
Cats can resist everything except temptation
I thought my claws were big!
oh that's only my shadow,silly me
They are really picking on us pussies for this Caption Competition.
WERE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP MEETING LIKE THIS.
The photographer set his camera on Paws for a moment.
Gosh I didn't think they would really throw me overboard for eating all the fish.
Mum told me I was Jackie Chan material, turns out she was right!
Gingerly Tom dips his paws into the lake
Barefoot waterskiing? - I learnt that as a kitten !
Holy Cat
Ginger's reflection was enough to keep him walking on air
God was deeply disappointed when Jesus was mistakenly reincarnated as a cat.
"Now's a good time to see if I can walk on water"
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all ??
Another reason why I don't like water!
ding dong dell pussy' in the well who put him in? lets see where do I begin.
Move over JC!
Oh no, my jetski took off without me
Dogs paddle, now how do they do it?
I don't mind DRINKING this stuff, but I don't really want to SWIM in it !!
"I'm in the mood for dancing..."
So, you think it's fun to drop me in the water for a caption photo?? Wait 'til it's reversed and you get the cat pion!!
"beam me up scottie, this planet is far too wet.
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat"
This mirror makes me look all big and ripplely
"I am not a catfish! Lucky I have 8 lives left!"
Jumping jehosicat, don't want to join that other cat underwater!!!!!!!!!
Jesus said = " if you follow my example, great and wonderous things shall ye do' -
I thought this was going to be an ice landing but it's melted!
Uh oh bad hair day coming up.
Part, dam it!
Those bloody piranha.wish mother would keep goldfish instead.
It's not as easy as it looks.
I know I said I wanted a drink, but not this much
MayDay!!! MayDay!!! forced landing in progress
Claws crossed it's ice!!!!!
Thank goodness I'm wearing my anti-gravity fur suit
I'll do anything to get rid of these damn fleas.
just singin' and dancin' in the rain.....
let me down a bit further, I cant quite grab the fish.
Man this constipation is killing me.
I thought the part was "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
meow! what a narrow escape- that was one furr-ocious looking cat
NO! Scotty, Beam me closer... fish fish fish fish fish!
"Jumpin Catfish"
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