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by Bev23 23rd March 2011
Oh help how do I explain this to the boss!!
Saadams weapon of mass destruction
Tanks for help, in getting me outta here.
I can feel a eel,wriggling in me petrol tank.oooh yuk!!!
US invade a swamp on suspicions there was oil...
Twas that mini's fault.He pushed me.I will squash him,if/when/how I get outta here,so I will.grrrr!!!
Dude ! I swear everytime we end up in here.......
Tanks for the memories
uh-oh- "It's moments like these you need minties!'
Gadafi is going to get caned
Just dipping the headlights Sarge!
Extreme off-roading.
The two little pixies top left on the grass admire their handywork capturing this giant.
I told you we were on the wrong track !!
At least the gun is dry. Boss.
We're going to have to ditch this one!
It's the map, blue doesn't mean the highway.
MAF unvail new meassures to combat poaching today.
Oh Sarg, there was a bridge here last time we came along here.
Roadside swamp, 1; Indestructible Billion Dollar War Machine, 0.
Decepticon gets drunk before patrolling for Autobots.
I think we can safely report back that it will not double for a submarine.
"ahhh, watch out for that little pothole.. oh oops, sorry"
excelent cammoflarge eh, you car hardly see it
Barry now wished he had renewed his A.A membership
Tank driver now realises that grass isnt always greener on the other side
trials for new amphibian tank,deemed a failure
Barry had a sinking feeling that the war was lost.
All-women tank crews is taking equal opportunities too far!
Grass roots music now more popular than ever with young people while Heavy metal slowly slides down a slippery track to becoming as popular as Indie swamp music.
FOR SALE. One new Mai Mai.
Tank driver bamboozled by directions
How deep is the water on your side? We gotta get out of here fast before somebody sees us.
Who needs an aqaurium with this large fresh water tank.
It only floats if you leave the bloody bung in....... stoopid.
Lets just hide in this puddle til the wars over!
Army field days big success with millitary personel being swamped with reqeuests for tank rides.
The GPS lead us here
Army Order #443/6 - All senior officers are to insure the word "water" is included in instructions that refer to water tanks i.e. fill the WATER tank with water
There's A Little White Tank Sitting In The River...........
One of the causes of turrets syndrome.
Left hand down a bit!
I warned you: he was tanked.
Tanks - I knew I could bank on you!
Tanked again!
It's the wrong way to tip a rarey.
This will confuse the ducks our new mai mai complete with gun.
Think tank turns into sink tank!
THE DRIVER WAS A MARINE but now A SUB--MARINE
Was there a Yank driving this tank or was it a Baboon being a hoon ??
UNDER GROUND IRRIGATION ENGINEERS SUPPLIED WITH NEW WATER TANK
MATHS TEACHER EXPLAINS SUBTRACTION BY VISUAL MEANS
All ready for duckshooting now we've ducked for cover.
20th Century Fox releases new take on movie classic..."Cannonball Swim"
Defense Department revises Budget strategy to manage cuts in submarine funding.
Security gets bogged down in mosh pit at Lybian big day out.
Irish army test out new submersible tanks in preparation for operation desert storm
American military dives in to another mess with out regards for the consequences
Doctors say some of the side effects of grass inlcude having problems with your big gun and leakage as well possibly causing you to go of the tracks and slip more in to the drink.
Millitary heading in wrong tracks and slipping deeper into murky waters when trying to invade Greenland
"We all live in a shallow submarine,
A shallow submarine, a shallow submarine"
"Foregone conclusion in sink or swim test".
"Green grows the rushes O' ..."
"Up periscope!"
for sale. tank . low milage.only one owner. as is where is.
Abul had got his licence last week. Now he was about to lose it
Everyone's experienced at some time or other wanting the ground to open up and swallow them. Well here's mine.
spot on - we're tipped to hit that target perfectly.
Ever get that sinking feeling?
I knew we shouldn't have got tanked up before we left.
I have a sinking feeling I've been ditched...
What d'ya mean their not amphibious? This is the 21st century people!
Oooooops - sorry!!!!
I'm gunno plough this paddock today if it kills me.......
Just a little side ways slip.
Shhh, do you think they can see us.
I guess this means I don't pass!
No wonder the rebels drive Toyotas
$50 mill and it doesn't float?
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