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by Mona 21st October 2008
If I wasn't so CHICKEN,I would peck your nose to bits,so I would.....
Now no smart comment from you shorty
I can see you got something on your mind, big boy!
You want a nose job?.....It's going cheep
A mexican standoff
Are you sure you are not my mother?
Nosy !!
How can something so little make so much noise?
"you wanna play wif me"?
"I lost my Mum, can you please help me keep warm?"
Go on did you really eat Jamie Oliver ??
Please don't lick me....
Hi mum, How come you a different colour?
hey there big guy!
Biker
I nose you from somewhere
whats up your nose
I am not big enough yet to be Finger Lickin.
Are you my mum ?
It's my nose "don't even think about it"
Can I have some of that stuff in the barrel too?
"Is this dinner? You're got to be joking!"
Just keep saying to yourself "Big is Beautiful"
Dang! if I wasn't so dog tired I'd have me some finger lick'n chicken
... lovely, but where's the peas and gravy?
I want hair the same colour as yous
If you sneeze will I be able to fly?
Woaaaa So that's what a furball looks like!!!
Just leave me alone. I don't want to play today. I'm tired.
Ohhh mannn!!! your so cute
Hey big guy, wake up! They're calling you for dinner!
Are you my mother?
So, who do you think you'll vote for? I think my vote will go pretty cheep!
Bet you can't rest your nose on your feet like I can!
Here's looking at you chick!
I crossed the road! I crossed the road!!
Please Mister....have you seen my Mummy?
Life Lesson #9: Never be afraid to bite off more than you can chew.
My Mum said 'eggs are good for me' but this one has eyes just like whitebait.
What a day, first I break out of an egg, then I fall from the nest, next I see a cat and now I'm TALKING to a dog!
Are you sure you want me to get that bogey?
please dont sneeze...please dont sneeze.
Do you want me to pluck that long nose hair?
If you were a dog you'd be a cute chick
If I give you an egg, will you give me a bone?
Love at first sight!!!!
Just hop on and i'll take you for a tour Blondie !
Oh!........MyWord!!!
Daaaaddy????? Will I be as big as you when I grow up????
Move? Me? Just try and maKE ME BIG BOY!!!!
You're sooooo cute, I think I will call you....... Lunch ;0)
Hi, my name is Nugget what's yours?
Don't worry Tweety, if Sylvester hassles you again, I'll deal to him!
Lets go save -em big boy!
Lookie - walking lunch!
Care to play with me!
Hi fluffy babe!
Okay, just bring it on buster!!
Want to be my body guard
I was lost and you found me. Good job , you are my biggest friend.
"Hi Big Boy, I'm the new Chick on the block!"
Lets get down and dirty and chick this ball of fluff out.....I coulda swore it made a noise!!
by Sylvia
Can you give me my ball back as I want to go home your not my friend anymore!!!!!!!!!!
I tawt you were a puddy tat. I did, I did, I did!
ive only got a little wish bone
Hey!! dont pretend you cant see me.
Oh yeah? You & whose army?
".......... and now is NOT the time to sneeze!!!"
'AW Come on --- SMILE!!!! we're on Candid Camera!!!!!"
Don't snitch, titch!
Time for my daily nap would you like to join me tweetee
come on get up you said we would play
Thank god thats out!! Ahhhh.. I can breath properly again!!!
KFC Dog Portion
Thank you for sparing me, you're a saint, Bernard.
Now whose really the chicken around here
Oh my gosh..you are a BIG boy arnt you!!!!!
T
"They're all the better to smell you with, my dear!"
To paraphrase your fellow dog, Snoopy, 'a peck on the nose does much to relieve anguish'.
"So, you're much bigger than me! So what"! by Sara
Now ain't I just so cute big boy
My Boy Bruno; Chick Magnet
awe are you 2 sleepy to play with me
You had dinner yet??
You sure your carbon footprint is smaller then mine?
Read my lips, chick, I am not lying on your mother!!
Aw heck. Da guys said they'd jack me up with a real cute chick.
Hey Tiny Are You Sad cause you've lost your barrel again?
I can't get by you, can you move over a bit, cos I'm only little.
You're one cute chick
You show me you claws and I'll show you mine
'So! why don't you say something?'
'Because I'm here to listen. You're the one with the problem, Rover.'
are you My Dad??
I see something up there...is that my dinner
The pecking order is what i'm talking about
"The chicken or the egg,....which came first?......Your'e boring me to sleep....blondie"
'You're so cloe to the ground .Whats life like way down there."
"I'm the chicken sitter, one peep outa you and...."
Oldear
"WHAT THE.................?"
myopia, or "my hope here ?"
"One more "peep" out of you............grrrrr!!!'
Did you just grow like Topsy?
When I grow up I just want to be like you Dad.
Cheep shot
Ok... now.... do I go round this obstacle? Or climb over?
KFC has better hotdogs!
I hear your manicurist is cheep any relation?
How long are you going to sleep? Mama will be by soon.
How much was your consulting fee again?
Mama said you were a lazy good for nothing dog, so I'm just chickin for myself, she sure was right!
..lunch is just one more step away..
sooooooo your my new babysitter
size does'nt matter any more, you know
Spurred on by being called chicken, she was starting to think that taking the dare was perhaps a little foolhardy.
Psst! Wanna hear a secret?
Ohh gee, can't you see I'm not interested! It's them damn allergies again!
Got any bread?
"Eww, what's that up you nose??"
and then all of a sudden WHAM , the left one shot out from underneath me
You are a saint, Bernard.
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