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by Threadz 18th February 2009
Airborne at last, might beat the speed of sound......
"Heeeeeelp! where's Braaaaaake"
When I wished for a magic carpet ride -- I did not have this in mind!!!!!!!!
Dashing through the snow on a NO horse open sleigh....la la la
Mrs Claus was not happy when Rudolph took off before she was belted in.
The price of fuel just has to come down. Public transport ain't what it used to be!
Yikes,what is more important,hold down dress,or hang on??.Stuff dress,I hang on!!!!!!
Smile your on candid camera!!!!
Thank goodness I remembered the drawers today!
this is no magic carpet on here
In case of lift off use air brakes??
Wahoo!!! A bumpy magic carpet ride !!!!
"i'm glad I put my new undies on!"
Now I know why Mother alwaays said ,"Keep your knees together."
Hmmmm thank god i didn't go knickerless today
Fog god's cover the children's eyes
I knew I shouldn't have worn a g-string!
Whoa Nelly!!
I hope I can stop in time, before I hit the fence below
The day Mrs Clause borrowed the sleigh !
Well you did ask me to open it for you!
They called her Grace. Grace by name, but not by nature.
Nice of them to give me a rug to sit on
A flying taboggan wan't all they saw that day.
"Hey Santa! Wait for me..."
At least I always dress in my best clothes for an outing and I just hope my tongue doesn't get frost bite in these frigid conditions!!
Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells this could the Sleigh ride to h...
Hec, They did warn me that I might get the 'wind up' !
B*gger this - I'm going back to my broom!
Hec, they did warn me that I might get the wind up !!
oh dear, ill just shut my eyes and pray,
This magic carpet is not a smooth ride I can assure you !
They told me poking my tongue out will slow this thing down?
is this the undie 400mtre race.
Baked beans: the new substitute for engines.
Gee this is certainly a magic carpet ride
Beryl's attempt at a Mary Poppins display fell quite short of the mark
Acorn StairLift demonstrate their new high speed outdoor mobility solution - initial reactions unfavourable.
For Sale: Sled one careful lady owner
My most embarrassing moment? Well it was like this...
"Where've the raindeer gone?"
This is "snow" way to avoid those rising petrol prices!
Sleigh to go lady !
Oh! this is great I have got the attention of the people and I have to save my ass.
This will give you all something to goss about for the next week or two.
Hell's Bells my husbands birthday present to me . He'll get more than snow and ice if and when I get home.
Mary Poppins did say that the Umbrella was safer but I never was one to take advise. Oh well, not to worry, I am sure the ICU will be warm.
I'm thinking knees up Mother Brown, just wish I were standing up and there weren't so many people seeing what I had for breakfast
Wonder Women...............I mean Super Gran.!!!!!!!
WHOO OOO oo ooo ...And they told me it was a nice warm rocking chair for me to watch the events from!
One, two, three.....take off!
Where's that sodding git who told me I was going to fly!!!!!
Thank God I put clean knickers on.
Hi Ho Sliegh up up and away.
Certainly a bit of a draft coming through.
Technique: head up; legs straight; stay calm; BREATHE!
Head up; legs straight; stay calm; BRAAAAAAKE!
Girls can do anything......!
NOTE TO SELF - Real Corporate High Fliers take their briefcase.
I wonder who let the brake off? Another PSYCHO mystery to solve!
Now I REALLY feel like a SLEIGHVE for the company.
Last PAP smear I'm going for.
I didn't know I could fly
Some people will do anything to get re-elected
The only reason I'm sitting like this is because I hope that my dress can work as a parachute to slow me down.
Sorry Kids, There is just no way,I can remain calm and look dignified in this event
I did NOT sign up for this when I married you, Santa.
Wonder how far I have to go before I land???
Where's Superman when you need him?
BAD CARPET DAY I washed my carpet this morning now i can't do a thing with it.
...id's orright...I'm okay...just not sure bout my teef
All the sled dogs have flown away
Granny's off her rocker again!
Toboggan !!! When I agreed I thought you meant 'too- bog- in' at the dinner table NOT THiiiiiSS!!!!!!!!!
Ive been mis-sled this is definetely NOT COOL (Runnings.) !
Hope there are airbags in this thing.
If I knew I'd be photographed today, I would have put in my dentures!
Im gonna get that man if its the last thing i do.
"Aghh the dids said this was easyyyy!"
The thrill just turned into a chill
Thankgoodness slacks are coming back in to fashion
Cripes..!!! I had the wind up me before the ride, but now its hurricane force.
Toboggan with Gran
Hans...Hans... you left without your lunch.
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