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by Saturn 16th March 2011
"To cut to the pith, we still don't look like real pumpkins."
As a matter of fact big mouth you look like an orangeatang
Are you trying to take the pith out of me!
Hey bro, seen my false teeth?
How dare you call me JAFA!
What on earth happened my friend. Biggs
"Any way ,turns out he was a LEMON ! A LEMON I tell you......
my my thats a juicy grin
Sweet Bro! just got my application back Im headn to the Juice factory
No shit man! I was right there in my plastic bag on the sideline , I saw the Highlanders beat the Bulls.....man what a game,Tony Brown even squeezed me bro
It's sure easy to tell you're a woman! Now its blah, blah all day.
Did you have to say that to her, you big mouth?
Dont panic sweety Im o.k, just had a full facial Bottox appointment, Just cant close my mouth now thats all......
Big mouth! You would give anyone the pip.
I used to belong to Mohammad Ali !
"I was so scared Olivia. I told him I found him unaPEELing, but he still threatened to SQUEEZE me! Tight! You know how much I hate being squeezed!"
I must have left my dentures in the bathroom.
You're always full of pith and wind, but I still find you rather juicy.
It's a wonderful world , Louis Sachmo Armstong
How often have I told you not to talk with your mouth full of food? Close your mouth..It's disgusting!
Test subjects have unusual side affect to Agent Orange.
Wow!!!!!!!!! So that's what's what you meant by passion, I'm gob smacked!!!
"You dont have to do this Tony" "Ssh Pussy ,you know what I gotta do show some respect" "You left your juice every friken where you musta known we would realise your da leak!"
All I want for Xmas is my two front teeth...
Belladonna
Aaaaagh, god you gave me a fright. Its a bit early for halloween isnt it?
Cutting Edge technology ...what else my friend!
We make a great pair. You with no teeth. Me having to keep my mouth shut so I don't lose mine.
well, when i grow up i want to be a pumpkin
I'm fresh out of juice!
I saw this outfit on the Good Morning programme
I think I am losing some of my zest for life lately.
Yikes!! That's the last time I'll order an Orange Roughy..
my mouth might be square, but it's been around
excuse me if I lisp but I like you because you have knife eyes and knife lips too, you realy a( peal ) to me and I would like to o range a date with you
let's face it we are really a pear with zest and angel eyes
from this angle eye can see someone has had a square meal today
if by telling jokes about oranges, people think i'm a wit well they are only half right.
I said a naughty word and they said CUT IT OUT so I did.
Aaaaargh! I got juice in my eye, damn that hurts!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you pleased to see me?
Waaaaaaaaah... that's terrible!
Hello u sweet thing.Show me your teeth,oh yeah, i forgot they squeezed them out aye.
Look at the camera and smile, but please put your teeth in first.
John Keys Latest Creation to go on Trade Me soon..
...and on the count of impersonating a pumpkin, how do you plead?"
I said to my girlfriend "Bite Me" - so she did !!
Mike wish he knew what Sally was saying but alas he didnt know a single word of Mandarin.
Wow says Mike were did you get your teeth done ?
There a custom job from the guys at Orange county chompers replys Barry.
Well, they got the colour right but the pie is not going to work very well
Honestly these juiced up oranges make Charlies of them selves
oh boy..do I have a juicy yarn for you!
Hey mate. You could do with a dose of orange'aid'!
I warned you not to squeeze me too hard!
"I C U R!!"
" I Ceeeeeeeeeee!"
Sourpuss!!!
"Thanks to you and your big mouth, tomorrow I've got a meeting with some guy called OJ!"
Your very appealing
They got carried away removing my tonsils.
Seeing tomorrow is St Patricks day do you think we should paint ourselves green.
On todays episode of Orange County Choppers, Paul Senior and Paul Junior are you guessed it yelling at each other again, while Mikeys doing well nothing really..........
You are very apeeling to me.
Check my PIPS out, ive just had implants
A scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets , Dam it Ron I told you to get that bloody wand fixed......
Ooooh!! Cat got your tongue.Its missing.ooh..ouch.
You look more like a Gripe fruit,than a orange,with a mouth like that.
Well.. I just been to the movies with a prune... Why's that? Oh cause I couldnt find a date!
"even our kids are learning to downsize now" remarked one keen oily ragger.
Well! if that's Halloween then it wasn't very ap peel ing!
big mouth i told you not to say anything
Sit Trish ! I'm sorry I had to decide between you or Ange but sometimes you're just not as sweet as I find her to be !
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