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by delilah 16th December 2009
But Officer, they're called Speedos!
Aww come on,gimme a hug.
I swear,till two minutes ago I was decent - who knew body paint comes off under a lawn sprinkler!
"Officer it's the recession,I had to sell my clothes so I could buy petrol ,as my ailing Mother wants to see me urgently .
'Officer haven't you heard of the Undie 500 "?
Officer admires Bill English's latest haircut.
Its not what it looks like.......i can explain
Come on mate....we've all done it..I was with you last week remember!
Superman gets appraised of a situation on National nude day.
Well all I can say is that it didn't end like this in the movie!!!
Undercover cop could do with a little more cover.
togs...togs....UNDIES!
I am the Emperor. Aren't my new clothes just fabulous!
Seriously, dude, I took a pill and 'bam', invisible motorbike and invisible clothes!
Young police recruit does strip search on street!
Sorry Man, I'm on duty. I'll pick you up after 5 tonight
Officer briefs man on road rules.
Search me, I've nothing to hide!
Tell me what happened sir, but keep it brief.
"I see you've got the gloves on officer... This isn't looking good for me!"
Police disrupt local production of 'The Emperor’s New Clothes'.
Naked Chef makes special delivery: "Here's a tray of treats officer, to share with all your fellow officers"
Naked Chef makes special delivery: "Here's a tray of treats to share with all your fellow officers"
But Officer, I remembered to blow on the pie! Safer communities together, you know!
You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
Officer, this isn't what it looks like. Okay, yeah, it's exactly what it looks like, but I have a real good excuse this time.
Togs, togs, togs... Undies. Undies, undies, undies.
Look at these hands! Do these look like the hands of a homeless man?
Look I am on my way for my audition for the next air NZ body paint advert
COME ON OFFICER I WAS HOT SO I STRIPPED OFF . WHATS THE PROBLEM ?
COME ON DUDE DONT LAUGH AT ME , ITS COLD OUT HERE .
HERE OFFICER RING MY WIFE , SHE WILL CONFIRM SHE THREW ME OUT WITHOUT MY CLOTHES .
COME ON OFFICER YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT CARRYING A WEAPON . GIMME A BREAK IT'S COLD .
"If you had this body wouldn't you want to show it off too"
I wanna be cool man. Can I borrow your sunglasses?
So where's the camera??? This is Candid Camera right???
Officer, my name realy is Daniel Carter and I was filming and undies ad. It's not my fault if the crew all left for lunch and forgot to tell me.
How do you think I feel ??? The other cop told me "COOL OFF OR YOU'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE"
Oh Man she didn't like my style!!
'and then this guy said..hahaha..you're not going to believe this one sir...
One for the road officer!
I said I'd lend you my uniform for the day, not the week. Now can I have it back please.
Yeah, I'm a compulsive gambler; how did you guess ?
Police corner brief super-hero!!
Yeah there were six no seven hundred of them I tried to fight them off but they overpowered me, damm moths
Look, I'm sorry I called you a nerd when we were six. Can I have my closes back now!
No pockets, no licence, sorry man
Honest! I am wearing my Superman Underpants, on my way for a shoot for the new Superman Calendar
You're just jealous , mates
Well, you told me to keep it brief!
Hang on, I know my ID's here somewhere...
honestly officer the Tardis was here a second ago
Look, I'm just his caddy... I told him to drive round the hydrant!
Honest man didn't know that pedestrians are not allowed on the highway!
just ask tiger he'll tell you.
Police trial drug test on ironman competitor - during the race!!!
Me wife wears the trousers in our house Officer,I only follow orders.
"It's only body paint. Honestly"
" Are you telling me you wouldn't do this for a free dvd?!"
Look mate, this was the only way I was going to get some better work stories.
Look mate, this was the only way I could get some better work stories.
Ok, ok, not your pants... but can i at least have your shirt?
Local eccentric receives excessive exposure say police
I mean it could be worse, i could be wearing a g string
Skid marks? What skid marks?
Gimme a break. You only want to arrest me 'cos you're jealous.
It's like this the invisible cream only worked on my clothes not me!
What did her husband do then?
I do have credentials Officer.Honestly.They are on me somewhere.Would you like to see them????
Ever heard of Police 911?
Office Conway, I know it's a hot summer's day, but you really have to put your uniform back on.
the man who had no fashion
A brief encounter of the force kind.
I'm just on the way to get my clothes from the drycleaners,
Hey I thought you guys were supposed to protect and serve.
Just how much more identification do you need?
Well, It's a long story Officer!
And... Then these 5 guys came from no where and jumped and bashed me.
C'mon guys this is no disguise for an undercover cop!!!!!!
The memo said "Plain Clothes" not "Explain Clothes"
Brief Encounter
" Togs , Undies , Togs , Undies , Undies. Damn ! I've walked a little too far eh boss ? "
OK, so youve discovered Im carrying weapons of mass erruption, would you like to inspect my holey land?
And I keep telling you Officer I have not got my licence on me.
They're great eh? I got them 3 months ago at Farmer's on special and there's one for each day of the week.
She ran out of the room yelling" Tiger you bastard ! Call GIRLS I can forgive you but....."
"thats my story and I'm sticking to it - no matter how brief it is"
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