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by gypsy spirit 11th February 2009
"I'll get you for this..."
Actually....I am enjoying this.
soooo not my idea of a purrfect situation..
that be one wet pussy
What are you looking at!!!
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
You have made me very ANGRY. I might not have his ears, but I can swim as fast as Phelps with my doggy (whoops ..... I mean) pussy paddle, so look out.
And to top it all, you know what they named me??.....Titanic.
" I told you I needed my bathing cap, goggles and flippers, just do it".
I hate,[ Archoo!!!]you bigtime,[Archoo!!].Wait till I get me [Achoo!!]paws on your scrawny neck [Archoo!!!]
You said this would be fun. You lied!!
I plan to win this race.
Determination - The gleam in the eye says the feline olympic swimming gold medal is in the bag - just a few more strokes.
I hate Mondays!!!
okay smarty pants, just you wait til i get outta here, i've got one sharpened claw waiting for you
One snigger out of you and I'll grind your doggy ears into mince meat.
Tiger by name....tiger by nature!
Emmygee
......Don't ask!..............
koty - that is soooooooooooo funny
OK smarty, who stole the pool steps? Put them back now or I will have your guts for tennis raquet strings!
ha ha ,I got a new pool for xmas
cattitude is everything
Your day will come!!!
I'm gonna win this race by a whisker.
"No one tells me cats don't swim."
JUST!!!!, Dont even THINK about it!!!!!!
I was stolling along the diving board minding my own business.....
Who pushed ?
If I have to swim one more length I am going to spit !
Next time you want to win a photo competition, enter in the Landscape category cause I'm leaving.
OK! - So it's hot - but I didn't expect you cool me off this way - just don't ask me to do it again. Right???
It's all in the way you hold your mouth
I was thirsty, not hot !!!
Don't make me come over there!!!!!
you'll remember the song "I'm gonner get ya get ya get ya"
high "****" tide aye!
You are not my friend anymore!
I am going to count down slowly from 10.... By the time I'm done I better be outta this pool and infront of a warm heater!
Its not dog paddle, its cat puddle! Get that!
PAWS 2 Just when you thought it would be safe to go back into the water!
Aqurobics for us fatties is not all the fun it's cracked up to be.
wadda ya mean perfomance enhancing drugs? get outa here!
Wadda ya mean performance enhancing substances? Get outa here!
It's the latest in under cover sharks clothing
Grrr, what do you think I am? A dog?
I AM smiling !!!
I'll give you synchronised!!! In my next life I'm coming back as the judge!
Who said smile it might never happen? Grrrr
Not again! I don't even like the reward for swimming.
"Damn those GPS directions !"
I've heard of water on the knee but this is ridiculous
oh where did I leave my water wings had a hot date with smootch next door
Surf Patrol is always fun!!
Tough luck for you buddy. I have another eight lives to go yet.
You would screw up your nose too, if you saw what I saw under water !!!!
I'm still goin to getcha ya doity rat !!!
Hey! I am out here fishing and I have got one in my claws looks like a big fish.
I hope I look mean! They'll pay for this.
I've been practising for ages, and now you've spoilt my surprise!!
That's the last time I go fishing.
...just keep your distance !!!!!
When I get out , someones gonna die !
Kieran Purrrrrrrkins looks to be in the meanest shape of his life!
It's 'Fur Patrol' to the rescue!
I am sick of missing out because all the tom cats think I must be male because I am ginger, well, guess what they are wrong!
Move over Phelps,this race is mine!
Purr..fact!!
mmmm breaststroke???
What comes round goes round. You just wait
'Claws' the pussy coming to a pool near you.
The owl flew off and the beautiful pea-green boat sank.
SHAMPOO!! Dont even think about it- tricking me to get wet it humiliating eneogh!!
Just you wait revenge will be sweet.
This is not a tall fish tale.
Dirty trick! and I'd washed this morning too
If you won't get fish for me, I will catch it myself.
The end is in sight and Man will I get you when this is finally over!!!!
Go on!! say something, and make my day!!!
I'm cooling off my catitude.....
Don't move ...I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
Shark, snark you don't mess with me.
"Suffering suhcatsah, me tootsies are wet"!!!!
Thre is nothing synchronised about this sport
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