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by madax 8th March 2011
"Steady on, mate. We're only supposed to swap jerseys."
"aww mate that stinks!" - "sorry fella! I just bent over and it popped out!"
"If you don't smile for the camera and pretend all is ok between us, I will get my phone out of my pocket and play that disgusting message you left on it! Okay?"
The Coach said Get a Grip.But he didn't say where,did he.
I will show you mine,if you show me yours [tattoo].That is....
Ohh, duh, that's what you meant by "your flag's flying low"!
Exciting game aye! Maybe a bit too exciting!
I just so need a pee!
After listening to joke "ha ha ha.., stop it, you're making me wet my pants."
Right Ho! mate, I guess you win.
"No, I said it's a fluke the game was a draw, NOT Luke give me your drawers!"
"Yeh your'e right, it does tickle".
Oh no you don't ! I'm hanging on to mine !
Okay... Simon says "grab ya crotch" haha you lose ! lets go have a shower...
You take him high and I will take him low
The ref said we need to get our binding right!
My Mum taught me to start from the bottom up.
Have a look there are no flys on me.
That really tickles my fancy!
I'll swap you my jersey for your shorts... then last one in the showers has to watch Shorty street at my house tonight....
What's UP Mate.?
It's funny until someone loses an eye!!
So what time should I pick you up?
Ok. Let's line up you have my shirt and I have you pants! See if they recognise us then !
I told you Big was Beautiful.
Mine are whiter than yours!
See I told you this Tatoo was completely different to the one on my arm ,so pay up and play the game.
...yeah that's how I keep my mouthguard warm. I've got a 'thing about it', don't go telling anyone 'cos they'll give me heaps, aye!
Benji said we should all go out for Macdonalds he said he would shout us all a Mac attack
Always make sure you swap details of Insurance company with other person involved in accident
Man Love Moment
Rugby players discuss the merits of country line dancing and it role in the game
Actors share a relaxing moment after there debut performance of the new stage show Romeo and Julian
Yeah bro we will Beat you hands down next time
Man Who feels like Chicken Tonight Tommorrow
Thats So funny and true were both players on and off the field
No I won't swap shorts with you, I found out you have Crabs
We're mates aren't we? Then keep the jersey I've got plenty.
Are you really sure i cant scratch that itch for you mate
Then he said, "Just get a grip!"
Hard case, who would have thought that streaker could have caught the ball there!!!
Hey bro, where's the loo?!
you think you can stay at my place when the blues start up not bl##dy likely
wheres the itch mate!
But Jerry Collins did!
Gee Mate Thanks....You Got Lovely white teeth too!!
Seriously Luke, I DO have a Superman thermal under this shirt.
I'm Superman - do you wanna see me fly ?
If u hold the top of your jersey it will keep your hands of your pee pee
Gees, for a minute I thought you said your name was Hopoate
Who cares about grass burns....?
No, I said blood donor!
If you think the tatoo on my arm is impressive wait til you see......
youre right its little
Oops what next !!!!!!
55,buzz,buzz,58,59,60,61,62,63.You said 63instead of buzz.HA HA
funny place for a wart bro three bags full .
I really really wanna pee
Did you say gruesome or grow some .
This is the safest place to keep my money.
you wanna know a secret, youll never become an all black cuz.
"Smile! The insurance companies are on our backs!"
Yeah mate look your new to the game but the when the coach said to you grab the ball and run with it and go for the touch. I dont think he meant for you to grab mine
Yeah you should come over to Johhnos after the game we're not doing nothing we're doing nothing much.
No you hang up, No you hang up, hahaha no you hang up, nooo you hangup haha .....
Hey bro, your playing like Betty White out there....... Not wot your momma said last night.!
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