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by Rickisan 3rd February 2009
Maybe now you'll stop chasing the dogs!
Now try making us eat that muck!
Two for the price of one!
John - I told you not to shut the cage door!
It helped train the dog, worth a try with the kids
"Kids in a Cage"
Where's the get out of jail free card????
Caught
Twins Harem and Scarem were confined in a cage today as parents and neighbours feared for their animal's safety.
"I still think we would get more for the possums, Jake. These two don't have even have tails!"
Payback Time.
I told you not to do it
"Okay you be Lincoln Burrows and I'll be Michael Scofield"
Solitary confinement would be MUCH better !!!!!
What do you mean Mum 'send to deepest,darkest Africa'?
Houdini training at its best.
Dont be too smug, you think you are safe locking yourself in a cage?
Should be quiet on the plane flight this time!
This year Im bound to win best in the show
Well . . . granny said we being cagey.
You could have just got us a babysitter.
But we ARE innocent
"Bugger!"
Please let us out we will not run away again
Time out !!
Honest Mum! We were only pretending to be lions.
OK, Mum and Dad, Jokes over, you can put the puppies back now, the SPCA don't want us
Yeah! School start tomorrow.
He did it Mum, not me !
Bad choice, cuz, for Hide an' Seek!
AHA!!!! mum must have forgotten we were watching houdini last night!!
Now I KNOW where they are!
Two Big Macs, two median fries, two large cokes please....that's to eat here !
" You're not keeping us in. We are keeping you out!"
so dad when does the shark feeding start.
Is it really double trouble?
The only way to keep them in the naughty corner.
Ok Mum. We're ready for the shark pool :)
Pets need cages,they love there cage. Mum of six.
Call SPAC (Society for Protection of Adults against Children)
We still want you to buy us a Canary.
Flat Mates
Hey Mum, now that we know what it's like to be a caged chicken I think we should buy free range eggs from now on!
No!! We are NOT coming out until you promise to take us to McDonalds!!
I thought you said you'd put us in the car seat not incar-cerate us!
Are they taking us to the cattery or what???
Just remember..we will be chosing your rest home !!!!
Extreme Makeover did our room wrong!
it`s us or the dog
If not claimed within eight days, will be put up for adoption
SEE NO EVIL,DO NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL ,SAY NO EVIL.JUST CAGE US IN.
MAGGIE D.
Ah, I see super nanny's paid a visit
Well Mum, we couldn't think of another way to stop Great Aunt Daphney from always KISSING us - we will come out when she promises to stop!
Mum, Dad you guys laughing at us is one thing but now Fido's grinning as well, this is too much
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
latest in play pens
What an odd couple
Sugar and Spice caught in a trap
"Okay Little Brother, you've shown me your skills by locking us in here. Now how the heck do we get out???"
When Super Nannys' strategies fail.......
Well we couldn't get the Nanny!
When Mum said that she wouldn't have had kids if she'd had dogs first, she really meant it!
Danger: Do not feed the animals
the two troublesome rats have finally been trapped.
Okay! Okay! You can throw us a bone, but we're not coming out
to eat that spinach.
What are you two Chimps Grinning at
Hey Rover!
Na-na Na-na-na.
Handle with care, endangered species.
"Because its cheapers than 2 plane seats"
Children learn about the inhumanity of battery hens.
Yeah mate, tigers r 'us!
So this is what it feels like to be caged, not too bad aye bro!
The birthday present for someone has everything!
Consider yourselves lucky. Grandma was going to put you in the dark cupboard under the stairs!
Blow! The pet shop has sent me the wrong order again.
Now we know what Mum meant when she called us a couple of monkeys
no not the SPCA mum?
The vet said he couldn't do it until they're fully grown...
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Are we bovvered? Look at the face... we are NOT bovvered
Aarrgh! Polly got two crackers!
The New National Party Boy Racer Policy.
Just two cheeky pups
The New National Party Boy Racer Policy.
So you think you have us at last? HA! Would you believe that The Chief has his MacGyver watch on, and we will burn through these bars in a jiffy? Well, would you believe....?
Free to a good home - cage not included
Aww, rats!
You were warned not to feed them after midnight!
double trouble caught in the cage - thought there was too much food disappearing for it to be a mouse!!!!
And do they require any special diet or training, and are they toilet trained?
I promise i will never leave my toys on the floor again.
We demand our rights - 50" plazma thank you
Buy one get one free
I'll bet, a pair of right little Tigers these two turned out to be !
"Yes, we HAVE had our rabies shots ! "
Schools lookin good
We are not eating any veges!
With the looming economic crisis, child labour reaches new heights.
cage for sale including contents
Damn Bro ! Didn't see that comin' !
This wouldn't be so funny if they were 18!
Anyone for Crayfish ?
wow!!! heres huey and dewey but wheres louie???
does this mean we are encaged?
International Adoptions are cagey
Thank goodness for school holiday programmes!
"Handle with care, precious cargo!"
it's one way to keep the house tidy
You can come out after the visitors leave
"Hey...this 'time out' thing is pretty cool!"
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