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by kowinz 29th March 2011
OK! Let the mouse hunting seaon begin.
I'm gonna kill you for this!
I keep telling you...I AM NOT KATY ....ME KITTY
Pretty Cat===hing isn't it eh
limey mate, I'm having a bit of a sour day!!
I'll be back!
From the sub-lime to the ridiculous
Fall-out protection mate! Better be safe than sorry.
you seen the size of that mouse?
As you can see I like to be in the limelight all the time.
Bring back the milkbar cowboys
look at the hungry sad citrus cat
Iv'e got my hat ready for the Royal wedding, now where is the invite
Meet TV One's next News presenter.
This is NOT what I asked for. I want my money back.
Bad hair day .... solved!!!
Rind saves major catastrophe.
Oh, Cleopusstra, how beautiful you are!
Yow1 Meow! You've pressed it down just a bit too hard.
Looks like it protected everything but the nose.
When you stop piddling yourself laughing at me,will you please remove this edifice off me head.
I tort I taw a Puddy tat,a tweeping up on me.
its hard getting ahead and being green these days,,sigh
Meloncholy? No... just plain mad...I hate dress ups!
Puleese ... it's not funny!
Ok, you've had your little joke now get it off.
I am really pussed off!
Tell me the truth, does this hat make me look fat?
B-LIME-y, this is CAT-astrophic
I told you i will do anything to get rid of this headache
Bring it on. Let's get ready to rumble!!
Space Kitten ready for take off
All the motor cycle helmets were too large
COME ON ... MAKE MY DAY!!
My name? Hmmmph! SOURPUSS!
Evil Katnievel about to attempt to swinge from the lounge curtains.
Green Peelers, player of the year
Evil Greenevil rides again
no, its not a helmutt, its a helpuss!
new dr suess movie 'cat in the melon patch" publicity shot
Don't say a word. Not one word.
Silence of the Limes
Dont let loss of hearing get you down, some times you can have full hearing restored by a simple procedure of removing skin from around your ears.
I can't tell you how squeezed I feel!
"My mum always told me that beauty was more than skin deep. So there."
Feline skin head arrested after being found in possession of large amounts of citirc ACID
Lady Ga Ga
I'm having a bad hair day!
Bitter? Me? What makes you think I'd be bitter?
I'm NOT a sour puss!!!
The use of skin suits questioned again at the 2011 whisker Olympics
Do you think it goes with what iam wearing
"Well, you know what they say. When life hands you lemons, it's time to make a lime juice cocktail. Or something like that."
This aint pretty geesh
Damn hairdressers - I wanted to look like a mighty lion, not a bloody bobcat.
Yea well Ive seen better flea treaments!!
Not happy, Jan!
Amelia Catheart immediately before her solo Tasman flight.
Belladonna
I (we) are not amused. Biggs
Boy,are you going to PAY for this!
Belladonna
the only known photo of Flash Gordons arch enemy "pussyarity "
I trusted you! You called "food!"
"I wish she'd use the dog for modeling her craft-work!"
The cops take road safety a bit too far !
"I like to call myself, 'CleoCATra' dahling"
I'm more of a lemon person myself
She's taken the juice for her gin and left me with this!
Sometimes people take recycling just toooooo far!
Genetic tampering produces new felime.
Yes, I am NOT laughing...just call me an old sour puss.
They say fresh fruit is good for my complextion..
They won't recognise me now, I only took a wee bit.
Catilla the Hun rides again.
Belladonna
I warned ya, don't pat the head
I'm not like other people's cats,
I prefer to be in disguise.
Back from the watermelon patch,
I found one just my size.
My claws then cut the way I liked,
'Til I'd hollowed it out inside,
I can now go on my owner's bike,
And not be recognized !
"Sour-puss"
Penelope was feeling strangely meloncholy.
Belladonna
Don't be daft, I'm not a melon head. I am the Manawatu Bucket Brigade mascot
Blimey, don't call me a limey
how long before this perm is set
All I said was, it's always nice to have melody in your head. Turn up ypur hearing aid!!!!
Pussy Galore changes her name to Pissy forevermore.
you're laughing now-wait til you see what I've puton your bed!
"I'm feline a little pithed off today!"
There once was a pussycat oh so cute, Who tried a beauty treatment of citrus fruit, When the mouse saw him it laughed until it cried, So that was the last beauty treatment that pussycat tried.
Go ahead punk make me gay
Hi Ya Sweetheart! How do you like my Lime Hat?
Skinhead "Poster Puss" !
I think it enhances the colour of my eyes!!
Why wasn't I cast in Star Wars, I look the part
My owner thinks making me look stupid is cute. I think she is a prat!
Gaze into my eyes and count back to 10. I am your master, I am your ma....., I am.....
I ask you - is this a ''Fair Go"?
To Infinity and BEOND!!!
nice hat shame about the cat
latest dr who episode 'REVENGE OF THE CYBER CATS"
Oh no. I thought they said in the pumpkin patch!!!!!!!!!!! WRONG
OH....its not dress up??!
Kat one on moon countdown ? - YEAH RIGHT !!!
Of course I'm pippy, I had to swallow a lot of them to get this look.
Some people are SOOOOO easily amused
thats just NOT funny , Mama !!!!!!!!
Latest addition to the Pedigree Cat register. Helmutt Von Pumpshkin.
call me lime head not lemon head I'm ready for action
What's this a ....CatScan
Meowlvis Presley
Comeon and knock it to me baby, i've got my head protection on;;
by Buggz
Going green are we????
Gengis Kahn, the Kat in the Hat returns!
Nah we're not related, she was Cher (ylin) and I'm Share a Lime!
I went to london to visit the Queen, and all I got was this stupid bloody hat!
NO NO--This is just not ME
"Now, where's me racing car"
Who's Darth Vadar?
Call me 'Limey' one more time and I swear I will scratch your eyes out!
I'm a real greeny and I love recycling!
Look at my eyes, I is puss-zest.
I come in peas.
C'mon, someone's just taking the pith!
NEW CATASTROPHIC LIMEBACK FOR AMERICAN GRID IRON PITHED OFF BUT INTENDS TO APEEL
"Pith off and leave me alone"
Puss Grylls sizes pith helmet for upcoming Jungle Adventure.
One "pillion" pussy ready for action. Bring on the Harley.
Boy, my claws are just itching to rip into something, anything! Your face, your leather furniture, your curtains, your new silk dress............
Something's not right here and I'm not happy about it.
He might not love you for dressing him up and puting his photo on the web for his mates to laugh at !
But he will love you for feeding him whiskas .
New female contraceptive proves very unpopular .
Lemony snicket was named after a series of unfortunate events.
Fur flys at Black eyed pea concert after public fan gets pithed.
Space cadet trips out after to much catnip
Darthvader Chewbacca and Yoda deny any of them maybe the father of child .
Kitty perry suffers from black heads and now uses proactiv.
So . . . you want to mess with me do yah!
Gengis Khan was just a pussy.
Skud was not happy with the new uniform.
What do you mean 'time for the vet'? I'm not a cat. I'm the neighbour's little girl.
Lime Head!
Who was the idiot that proposed this law? Cat's shouldn't have to wear a helmet for catnapping.
American football? It's for pussies.
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