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by kowinz 28th October 2008
Take me in a quinella.
We really can't do anything with our hair on days like this.
What, who said Madonna and I were getting a divHORSE.!
Look Sid this is not going to work ,one of us has to play the back end in the Panto
Hello, I'm Mister Head...oops, I mean Mister Ed!
People are always asking us if we are Barbie & Ken........ hello!!!!!!! Im soooo Paris and this is my latest beau! Welcome to the 21st century people ;0)
Cuddle up a little closer
Ooooh Hellooo sexy,can I have a quick kissy, pretty please.
The winner was Hoof Hearted by a distance of two heads
Mamma, they're kinda funny looking.
Gabby you stole the best wig and now you're trying to steal my limelight
Oh typical, I get the photo opportunity and 'guess who' has to butt in.
Of course you knw they say "two heads a better than one",, even if my head is better than yours... Mum said so!
You should have put on that extra coat I know your cold your nose is pink.....
I've I've got got two two heads heads.
"Oh we are used to being siamese horses - although it can get a bit annoying when ""His Nibs" dribbles on me.!!!
Typical human - we're dying of exposure & HE wants a photo!
Belladonna
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Of course. Of course I know your'e a horse.
Now take your weight of my shoulder!
The snow is thick
Cuddle up quick
He's might be the clever one, but I am more handsome
"That's not a human silly, it's a camera!"
"So which one of us do you reckon he'll put the cart before?"
..... and the big one won by a nose
If only Helen and John were this close..... :)
"Are we there yet Dad???"
Winston and Rodney horsing around Close Up!
I know we shouldn't be horsing around, but who's up for a snow fight?
"You're my mane man!"
"SIAMESE???? Neigh I say!!!! Just GOOD friends!!!"
by Hamster
Whats happenin ? Who did what ? I wanna see too!
"Me and Mini-Me"
"Neigh-bourly love"
I love my mum!!
Stop horsing around you soppy mare, i'm a gelding.
Why the long face?
Come on, look straight at the camera and say cheese. I have not got all neigh to hang around.
i love my mummy
Two heads are better than one
Not leavin' me outta the picture!
This is a truely unique moment as we get to view this , the only surviving equine set of Siamese twins. Rarely do such creatures survive the birthing process, yet here we have a healthy active pair wich are surviving successfully in the wild.
and all they can say is "He's got a chip on his shoulder!"
come a little bit closer and we will see, i was meant for you dear and you were meant for me
Enough already! How many times do I have to hear your "Hello I'm Mr Ed" impression"? It's time to move on.
The kids will be here soon enjoy your peace
What's Up
Just the two of us.....
I'm trying to rein him in!
Siamese twins?
c'mon talk to me- its not that bad I did tell them blonde Highlights in NOT blonde rinse.
Thats the end of the drink for me I am sure that horse has two heads .
We're talking horse sense here, of course.
Oooh....Me too, me too, take me too.
It. got to be a two hourse race.
He aint heavy, he's my annoying little brother
Trick or treat!
ma names bill lee rayyyy and y'all know my daughter my lee cyrus
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