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by bigbird 24th February 2009
Told you these holeproof socks last.
taken out of play
'Let me go, fool. I'm modeling for a new statue of David.'
Bugger...I knew I shouldn't have tried this in an ALL BLACKS game.
"Score! "
down ! but not out.
"Just phoning home to let Mum know what fun I'm having at the game."
"Hi, Darling. I think I might be late home tonight."
hey ref !!!! clearly a late tackle !!!!
LOOK MUM !!!! NO HANDS
Caught by the "short and curlies"
Got the prick
I got caught with my pants down!!!!!
out for a duck, oops, or was that a try. well I tried
Tackled without the ball!
I never realized this work could be such fun Bert !
Beats chasing boy racers !
Great cover shot
At Last! the cops have their eye on the ball and their finger on the pulse.
Wrong Ball(s)!
Viva La Revolution!!
Dont you dare wrinkle my Birthday Suit.I will tell my Mum on you,so I will.
I'm the one holding up my arm
Come on ...... that was in no way a head high tackle!!!
I've done it, i've won the bet
See I told you so, "If you don't want it someone else will grab it."
Nice tackle?
I'm not naked, I kept my socks on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice Try!! 5--0
Aw, Nuts!!!
Beam me up Scotty!!!
The all new 'Spot the Ball' Competition
I'm going upstairs for a ruling on this one!!!
I AM THE CHAMPIAN OF THE WORLD!!! :~)
Someone's going to get a ribbing over this one.
Tackled, balls & all.
Bulging biceps???????
Hey mate I won the $1000 for the Ad. Police had to check the designer label though.
Hi Mum, yip, thats me!!
Hey cop dont press my younger brother so tight, lest I give out a smelly gas
Good stag night fellas,but come on....I need my ruddy clothes.
Hang on mate I'm making a cellphone call
Another winner for the "Socks-on"team !!
Yeah, Hi Love, be home soon.
I know mum you told me never to go out without a clean pair of undies on
I wonder if I could call you back, I'm right in the middle of something.
He couldn't believe she'd chosen THIS moment to finally call him back.
Who said men can't multi-task?
This beats the socks off a Mexican Wave
Didn't I tell you I would be famous one day!
The ultimate "WEDDING TACKLE" !
He'll be sorry - I just farted.
Sorry dear, I've gotta go. Someone's kissing my ass !
A Tickle.. A Tasket... he's got my basket
Dam seems every one wants to mug me for these socks mum
Go man go ........ this is preferable to handcuffs.
Pity the Police team can't afford a proper uniform for the game
Careful with my tackle!!
Now I've Copped it! I'm being given the bum's rush!
Stop it I like it.
They would never have caught me darling if I hadn't had my goats legs removed.
Can't keep me down!
Over here, it was me ordered the hamberger and chips
The policeman has got my tackle in a tackle.
man three guys against one is not fair !
HELP!!!!! I need a lawyer, one heavy has me by the family jewels, the others are closing in HELP!!!!!
Not just now cant you see I'm busy
NO !!!
Im feeling on the ball and touchee!
he grabs the ball, but its a slippery one......
"What do you mean you don't want to marry me anymore!!"
I did it - you owe me $1 million!
sock it to 'em. The winner is Vodaphone !!!!
Way to go Sarg you got the balls and all that goes with them
TRY TIME
it's so hot tonight i don't need any clothes on anyway
The budgie smuggler gets a makeover.
Wee WILLIE winky runs through the town................!!!
Is that the Pizza Hut? I'd like to order pizzas all round. My copper buddies will pay for them.
He finally got to experience the 'long arm' of the law.
Hey mate, they think they've got me but I've got an escape plan - look where my foot is and where this guys gonna fall!
Hi Mum, where are my clothes - I can't find them.
Gday Mum - you know how you told me never to go running without my socks on, well ...
Home detention rocks!
That's enough! Back to the Colosseum.
Look at me - the biggest dickhead in town!
Well, when can you deliver the teams strip?
Wow that new deodorant does work - pity it only attracts men
Shortly after this Bill realize his calling in life wasnt Stadium security after all.
want better stories to tell ... Join the police force where the duck and covers made use of in many varied ways
Is that you Sarge? I thought you said this was only to be a test run for me and the boys, you never said anything about a test tickle
I thought this was a come as you are party?
Hey Look, I am playing a different ball sport
Hey, don't hog it for yourself man! Share some for your mates!
I think they call it the Hinelick maneuver
paddy barely had time to clear the ball and phone home before being taken out with a cheeky tackle from behind.
The real ball has been converted , I feel mine have been diverted.
Gotta Go.... I'm in the next tackle
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