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by yyvonnee 22nd March 2011
Come to Tom, you know you want a little pussy.
Model poses on the Catwalk
Photographer CATches the PURRfect photo.
yes! I thrashed the dog yet again
Peel me a grape
Come on down here. You know you want to!
I'm here to put my paw on the Hollwood walk of fame!
Black Power rules.Oh oh! Wrong color scheme.
Me and my shadow beat him, paws down
Pilates is fun.
Oh Waiter!!,can I have a Rat Kebab please,with a cat- nip salad on the side.
Paw me
damn missed that fly
Look Mum! I caught the invisible ball!
Hey, help me up! I'm late for... um... ya know what? Just leave me here. This'll do.
100 yay!! That's the sit ups done for today.
ApoCATlypse now
I swear the mouse was this big! Honest!
Im a little tea pot short and stout........
Ohhh NO...He farted!! We're all going to die.
The Motorbike was this high and he didn't stop, man does my chest hurt!
Catnip convention in Amsterdam off to a good start.........Did anyone see that giant chicken?
Andy emptying dirt from his cell wall into the yard in Paw Shank Redemption
Disturb me again and you'll feel the full force of this!
Homeless protest outside fridge apartments,
Me1 Me! I volunteer for that feed !
Well it started out as a high five but I slipped
Go the Tigers!
Kitty Ali says"Eat your words! Eat your words! I am the Greatest"
I was havinga snooze, do you mind !.
"You put your right arm in ,your right arm out , your right arm in & shake it all about !"
come on, stroke my tummy if you dare!
Curse you Batman
what do naughty girls do
Oh yeah you better believe I belong to the WWF (world wide furrballs) and my name is the Ginger ninja.
Keep your paws of my ginger slice.
Everybody was Kung Flea fighting.
I believe in Paws for justice
You can take my life but you will nere take my freedom.
"YAY" Dick Whittington has found the gold right here.
Come On! it's Hug A Ginga Day !
YEA !!!! Cat's Rule !!!!
Hi Five!
Hey ma look at me I can shadow box on my back!
No-body told me push ups was this hard.
Come here, my love
a hugga' hugga' burnin' love.
Come on its easy - 30min exercise a day is good for you!
OK, I give in
Yo,yo,ma homies!
Belladonna
As Lulu sings ' I'm a Tiger, I'm a Tiger, I'm a Tiger I'm a Tiger.
Boy that was good catnip ... now my legs won't work!
by Toots
Please may I leave the room?
This is the life - no more mice here now !!
If that bird tries dive-bombing me again....
Can I leave the room please?
which half do you want?
Hey waiter where's my Pate ?
the shadow boxing champ wonders where his opposition disappeared to
"Oh come on! I'm a lover, not a fighter..."
I know you won't believe me, but the mouse that knocked me over was this big, honestly!
'Wow, it's that song again - 'What's new pussycat - wooh' takes me back a while!
I feel numb on my bottom half!
Bring it on Tuaman!!
Viva la Cat revolution!
Shadow boxing
Puss often dreamed of driving the big rigs.
After sewing on a suitable back end himself, Frankenpuss was born!
I am SOOOOO strong
James, when I click my paws bring me food!
No please, I don't want to go to the dark side
yeah, just try it - sucker!
Paws before round three.
Sadly discrimination against gingers is every where even in the feline world as portrayed here. This paw little kitty is saying pick me pick me for a game but to no avail no one wants a ginger on there team.
Scientists release research documents stating that Zumba is really only for pussys.
Griffins the cat declares war on anybody caught trying to steal his gingernuts.
Little Red took a furr-tive "paws" during precious sunbathing time
"Come on everybody clap your hands...
We gotta do the twist and it goes like this"
"Come on let's twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's twist again like we did last year"
I'M NOT UP TO TRICKS
I'M LIKE A CAT ON HOT BRICKS
IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
CAN'T KEEP MY PAWS OFF OF YOU
"Yea Baby- twist and shout"
I aint no yellow bellied pussy come closer so I can open up a can of whoop ass on ya.
scientists reveal the only key difference between cats and humans is that cats under no circumstance can not not give the finger but they do have attitude.
yea! give me five
Yay! the Cheetahs thrashed the Waratahs-that's why I wear their jersey with pride!!
Yeha, I won tickets to the rugby world cup final!!
Okay Buster!! I'm ready when you are!!
I could have been a contender
Bring that Tua man on, he's never felt a good punch yet
come on big boy show me what you got
I Love youuuuu this much and more
Come over here for a cat nap
Waterless swimming, New Craze
Man down !
You and what army man?
"What do you mean I need to shave under my arms?"
Come to me, Tom, you know you want a little pussy
YOOHOO I'm down here.
Feline Zumba class really CATching on
Can I get you to rub some suntan lotion on my back please.
Come on over the concrete is hard but the sun's great.
Got you you big ugly blowfly.
Guess which paw is holding your key.
You wont catch me catnapping. Kapow!
Rexonamen Black works just as well for All Whites too - see?
Will ya stop pussy footin around
Come join it it's Zumba time......
I just won the cat joke caption.
Ok who woke me up from my siesta?
Go on, touch me, I dare you, I have back up, you know.
but I did use deodorant, use the nose!
"Waiter over here ! A straight Gin with two blocks of ice, thankyou"
My Mum always said "Keep you knees closed"
"I got the WHOLE world in my paws, I got the whole wide world in my paws!"
Lucky punch !!!, I Slipped,!!!!.... Be a good Chap and give me a hand up so I can punch your lights out...
Arm wrestle, nah you'd be a pussy.
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