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"Hey Screwy, pull me up. I told you ya needed glasses. It's a Bloke!"
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by Dave/GrownUps 1st March 2011
Start submitting your captions here! Good luck everyone!
I could fall for you
AGAIN! All night youve been hanging with that George!
Or come on I'm sorry!!
I thought Joe was only pulling my leg when he told me you loved me.
I told you love triangles are Complicated
Would you could you in an hour- would you could you in a tower- would you could you for a flower
I wangled a dangle so we could get tangled.
De-flowering starts this way.
She loves me she loves me not oh..........
a good friend is just an arms length away
Next year is leap year dummy !!
You're kidding, Right? where's the ROSE!
LOVE, with a little help from my friends
I love you Mary,but she won't let me go.
Gimme back my flower.Me lawyer said its mine,as you haven't got a leg to stand on,so there.
What! You don't want it?
happy valentines day ho hum?????????
I told you teamwork would finally get her attention!
I 'll always go out on a limb for you
Please Forward
daisies make me sneese !
Okay, Remy, take the flower, lets rack off otherwise we'll all be in the Ratatouille!
From the disaster relief fund!
I don't care HOW many flowers you give me - I will NOT join your circus troupe & be shot out of a cannon.
The things we do for love!!
pleasssssse be my valentine
Fly united? They must have better co-ordination than us!
I'm sorry I ever took you to Cirque de Soleil......
Hurry up Dale ! Give it to her ! She might be getting a nice scent down there but you wouldn't believe the scent you're giving me up here !
Please don't leave me. She won't love you the way I do.
Phew! what have you been eating? I had my mouth open and everything.
For Gawd's sake get her to agree 'cos if those beans start working and you pass wind I'm gonna drop you!
That's a Dog Daisy you dunce!!
cleaver basket ar'nt you;
Oh Basil, you never listen I said flour,how on on earth am I to bake your mother a cake with that
Oh ! I'm just hanging around waiting for you my little petal.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this pink daisy,
is just for you
You must be Valentine? I was expecting a rose.
What do you mean "I don't really think you're committed to this relationship'? You have to be pulling my leg!!
Oh! God, My back is killing me. Igg.
I hope the flower smells better than his bottom does.
hi' Michael --it's Daisy and i'm back and I want to know, did michaelmiss Daisy?
Hurry up and propose Dad, I just cannot hang on to this illegitimate pose much longer.
Maybe back in the 60's but these days, threesomes are OUT!
The man in the middle isn't always the loser!
roses are red violets are blue hang on to my foot before i fall on you
Falling in love
Flowers make me sneeze "Id rather have CHEESE"
ASK HER! GIVE HER THE FLOWER AND ASK HER! I want grandbabies and I want you out of my house!
Will you mary me.
Here's a Chrissy for a Kissy
Hey Screwy pull me up I told you ya needed glasses. It's a Bloke.
Lets have a threesome you me and bottoms.
Ill give you a daisy a day
i love you too Sue
The Caption would be read as:
"Good Heavens, children ! Where are the parachutes!!?
A daisy chain ??
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do!
The "Flying Squirrels" made it look easy......... yeah right!
When a Rodent Gives you flowers thats Repulse
Those Sales people really do go all out on a limb to petal there wares.
Swingers club finds new ways to atract members
Thats Nice love but I prefer Rodentdendroms
Come on Romeo, I can clearly see your nuts about her but your giving me the bums rush.
Thats about right she gets the daisy and all I get is to see is your rosebud
Constance was surprised to see there was an 'out claws' in the Florist's delivery contract.
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I wish you'd stop hanging around
Caring for each other, its the kiwis way......
"Eh, welcome to the swingers club!"
'Oh' to be! or not to be!
Oh yeah! Play daisy chains ? Then what else ?
hanging out to tell you i love you
No room for any more,sorry
"Well, I was at a loose end just hanging around, so I decided to swing by and drop off this flower.."
Hey! we will trade you this flower for your anti-gravity boots
Keep your flower. I want to go home, NOW!
Pink? PINK??? You KNOW I only like RED FLOWERS!!!!!!!
As there was no room left on the rescue chopper Alvin and Theodore hoped Simon would find solace in a pink daisy.
"Just thought I'd drop in to give you this flower"
Way to go !!!!!
Honest love its just a fishing trip !
The only time I see you lately is when you swing by..... Im sorry Honey but you knew what you were getting into when both met under the Big Top, Trapeze is in my blood.
So this is what you meant when you said you would give me a hand with my love life!!
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