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by holden05 1st December 2009
Is there any spinach in my teeth?
Don't worry! I can't see it.
I heard she was going out with your ex boyfriend!
Look here you! Leave him alone he's mine.
do you really think they're kissing lips
Can you come a little bit closer and see if my breath smells?
spot the difference
do you think my facecream has cracked, I'm really a lot older under this mask
Trust me. With hair like that, no-one's gonna be looking at that zit.
Come on, do you want me to show you how to kiss or not?
Do you want to try that again
How"s my lipstick?
"Are my teeth yellow?"
"Yes they are, but don't worry, we're in black and white."
"If I am careful, can I get that hair from your nose?"
"Why do you have to date a dentist ? "
Are they really your own? (teeth!)
Read my lips.
Hang on....I will get that boggey if you like
Girl on right " I tried getting the booger out with my finger but I think it's still there. Can you see it? " Girl on left " No I can't see it."
Was that a "Driver" or a "5 Iron" she used on "TIGERS" CADILLAC?? or was it on Tiger.
Great nose job, shame about the dental work though.
"Are you sure he said he was only putting the milk bottles out, he's been gone for a week!"
"....yes and then he did the ironing, made some cup cakes and said he was in touch with his feminine side, it's all rather confusing... I wonder if he needs to see a Doctor?"
I know you've been seeing my husband, there's a hair of his mustache up your nose!
Do you think Tyra Banks will like our latest NZ fashion when she visits next month?
I told Don I didn't want one of those new-fangled deep freezers and now look! Frostbite!
You should not have frowned when they trialed the botox on you, maybe one day they will perfect it! Yeh right!
Does my nose look big in this outfit?
I,m telling you Myrtle, they really will have television one day
Why don't you try onr of your grandmother's remedies?. I'm sure that'll fix it!
Hold still, i can see it now
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!
I am amazing. tell someone I don't know.
Do I have a pimple down there
There's something about you I can't quite put my finger on..
Read my lips and hear what i say
No, my sweetie, it doesn't need a plaster
He said my orgasm face is off putting, and as much as he loves bringing me to orgasm, he just cant cope. Is it really that bad? What do you think?
Ooh, is that what smoking does to your teeth!!
But you see, I really DO have a clue and yes, you will get hurt
Dahling ... I have the hots for you.
Cynthia tried hard not to give the game away, but she really was wearing glued on cellulite vanishing girdle.....
all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Darling, do you know the new hand exercise craze? You put your right finger in, your right finger out, in, out, in,out you wiggle it all about!!!
So help me Muriel,if you sing that Maisie dotes just one more time I won't be responsible!
Look, he bit me!
"and then he wanted to put it in here!"
Is that all he has got .You poor thing .
Missed by that much
Did you fart? yes of course I did, do you think I always smell like this?
Look! I've swallowed my tooth.
You have the biggest zit on your nose!! Can i pop it?
I can't really see what you are fussing about
I really do Love You
oh darling the pimple isn't that noticeable...
You would'nt belief what I just did with this finger !!!!
Daaling you will need a breath freshener before you do the next scene.
Definitely chipped. Shame:(
We simply cant come out of the closet its unheard of!
oh lordy , not again
How long do we have to pose like this?????
You must have sneezed when he put the botox in.
You go near my boyfriend again and I'll stick this up your nose!!
"My mother said I shouldn't go to the Dentistry Rooms Under North Knight's Drive Extension Near Tidmouth In Southern Taranaki." .
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D.R.U.N.K. D.E.N.T.I.S.T.
i told you my finger was too big to pick my nose
I've warned you that would happen if you tried to crack nuts with your teeth.
Why??
Stop pretending your Santa with your finger crooked at me like that!!!
If you can close your eyes, dear, stand on one leg and touch your nose, you can drive.
thegnome
the dinner was o,k then we got home and he got into the x-box,so i went to bed alone!
I've given up this smoking lark, but can't get rid of the phantom cigarette !
You must be kidding
If I pick it will it bleed?
I broke my finger while doing my Hair to-day
Doris, do you know the Piano's on my foot?
Mildred was not convinced by her friend's insistence that there was an etiquette to nose picking.
Do you think anyone will guess that we are actually men?
The prison guards will never find the file in these hairdos.
You are under my spell, Come closer...............
Can you see this thing between my teeth - its moving!
and to get your hair even higher I can wrap some it around my finger and add hair spary
"Oh, no" said Marlene, "my hairspray finger has cramped!"
It was this big (I leave it up to your imagination as to what they are talking about)
He hit you????? Did it hurt?????
"Oh sweetie! Let's try floss!"
Bugger!!!! I did think no-one would notice!!!
My god Lauren did Bogie give you that fat lip.
He asked you to do What
I want to go out and what do I get.........Pimples!
Don't look so worried Darling it's easy. Hold it like so, a few quick tugs and make this kind of face... They seem to like that. Trust me it will all be over in a jiffy.
Oh Dear, Is my Thin Lizzy too thick?? I'm trying to get the same shade as my finger!!
They are not your bloody dentures,see , no smoker's stain !
Chanel No 5 you say? Smells more like Old Spice to me.
by Leigha
I have told you before leave my friend alone or else
He might be your brother, but I don't know why I married him. It's only that big.
You must be from Wellington too !!
I know it is the 1940s, but do we really have to wear these awful hairdos?
Kisses are sweeter than wine
yes I agree you do need a nose job!
I don't believe you said that. It is definitely NOT TRUE
Thith ith why I keep lithping.
And then the man kisses you on the lips. I don't know what happens after that.
look into my eyes and tell me the truth, did the roast chicken taste too dry?
Ellen and Portia the early years ;0)
Girl, it's right here at our fingertips
So come a little closer . . .
No, I don't think that colour suits you, wrong shade of grey!
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