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by Cailleach 17th February 2009
Look Mum.. no bike!!
Is it a Bird?
Is it a Plane?
NO It's Bikeman
wait for me!!!
this bikes got a mind of its own
It will be a safe landing - yeah right!
"Ooops!"
Don't be scared this injection won't hurt a bit
"Look. It's the EX MAN!"
Where is my broomstick?
So. this is the mile high club !!
by shuffler
Oh no, to fast again!!!
Baby Come Back
I knew I shouldn't polish the seat and handle bars.........
"Idiot! You let the clutch out too fast"
I swear all I did was push one button.
by Angelleader
Jump on and ride high with me.
No one said i had to sit on it !!
Oh Oh I forgot to attach the safety bungy again!!
Butterfingers!!!!
I'm late! Gotta catch my bike!!
Bugger!
You're supposed to stay ON the bike when you do that flip!
Get it together Baby
Who told me to go with the flow?! I'll kill them if I get out of here!
AAAAAAAAAAGH SPLAT!
"Look Mum, no Bike!"
But wait!!! there's more..........
Blast off...........Shuttlebike detached.... next stop the mooon!!!
no fear.....
I think I know how this will end
"DARLING WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
Quick lesson on how to fly or die!
One moment of separation leads to a lifetime of OUCH!!!
Not a problem....
I will catch up to it in the downhill section of this jump...
yeah right!
Come fly with me
Dad's idea of the invisible guide-wires was a good one!
Hahaha, told you you coldn't catch me!
I know my bike is destined for the dump, but this is ridiculous !!!!!!!
Bloody nora this guna hurt
I can see clearly now, my bike has gone and all of our troubles have dissapeared.....ah?, hang a minute....!!!!
Our Father who art in Heaven.........................
who will land first me or the bike
Doggon it! I knew I should have read the instructions first
maximum velocity ! a TRIUMPH for the bike
STREWTH..WHERES MY PARACHUTE???
BIKE get back here to me,this instance or I will de carburettor you.DO you hear me????
'"look Ma, no hands!!!"
Don't fly off the handle!!
Dammit, get back here you bloody bike!!!
You are supposed to wait for the starter's gun, you cheat....!
Where's my guardian angel when I need him !
I told you I could fly if I went fast enough!!!
How to turn an attraction into traction
oops lost my landing gear again!
I should have stayed a boy racer !
Till death us do part....
has anyone seen my dog?
closer, closer now.....
Forgot the camera!
Ground Control to Major Tom.....
That will teach me to exceed the speed limit !!
I'm coming. I'm coming !!!!!!!!
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
wow, the tickets never said "the invisible man" and "superman" were gonna perform, bonus
...and scissor kick, scissor kick, pirouette, adagio... ummm, jazz hands, jazz hands, twist, grab and land...
Wait for me - PLEASE !
Up, up and away
Wait i forgot my tobacco.
"Evel Knievel strikes again"
There it is, officer! That's my bike! Stop, thief!
where are my wheels going?
Gravity: you can't deny it and you definitely can't defy it!
I said your audition was with The Crusty Demons.
Not the Trusty Demons.
Pleaseeeeee come back, I can't fly on my own .
I feel like the flying nun
Bye-ike!!!
ok im sorry i didnt mean to shout at you,
that damn tooth,!!!
Wow, that was HIGH octane petrol I used
oops, think I used the throttle instead of the brake
I said connect the bungy to the bike, NOT ME!!!
"We fly through the air with the greatest of ease - this man and his flying machine"
Hey!! Who loosend that bolt?????
Whoopsi!!
Open up those pearly gates St. Peter I'm on my way.
I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
Mama TOLD me not to come!
by Belladonna
"I knew i should have stayed a boyracer!"
I hope I can get back on my motorbike
Hi darling, hope to meet you on the way in.
I think I had too many baked beans for breakfast.
na-na na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na-na
FLAT MAN!
Who polished the seat?
Stalks deliver babies - Jesus delivers motorbikes.
Actually if you look hard enough at the rear wheel you will see Jesus catch it again.
Hang on a second, you've left me behind!!
Cynthia
Now, this is what I call a down-turn!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
I said, "WAIT!!"
Yeah! well i've gone off you too see!!!
How Crusty do you want this Demon?
once upon a time....the end.
da da da dada da, da da da dada da. He goes updidyupup, he goes downdidydowndown.
And for my next trick !!!!!!
Catch-up time!!!!!!!!!
"Clipart?"
"No!"
"For Real?!"
I am flying....I am flying .....
'I said lift your arrrrse not your arms'
If they unfreeze this shot, I'm dead!
Practice jump #1.
This is not good.
oooops bet he didn't see that coming!
If I had first read the instructions it would have helped.
Nobody is going to believe how this happened so I am glad there is a picture as proof -
So long you hold on to me like a baby and now you have left me to die all alone.Oh! no now I am really going to die.
Ground control do i have permission to land....................PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Harley Davidson thought his Suzuki could fly but this certainly was no Triumph!
I.ve been feeling lost lately....
What clown greased the Handle bars!!
Knew I should have got the stuntman to do this scene.
Wait! . . . I didn't mean to hit the 'kill' switch!
When he ran out the door muttering "gotta fly", no-one had any idea...
So this is a "fly-over"!
Oh look - here's another of those funny hump-back bridges!
Mummy mummy help
Oh darn, that wasn't supposed to happen
Hang on Mate!!!!
Point me to the moon
Darn those road humps
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