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by gladone 15th March 2011
Oh look Solvik your Ass is over there, no need to report it stolen.
Philip Morris attempts to get kids on CAMEL as soon as.
Ticket issued for having camel in a designated smoke free zone
I see the hair growth products are working out for you!!
Poor turnout at this years Santa Parade!
Whats funny? You can bugger off F----offsky.
"That's when NEIGHbours become good friends."
Horse to camel, how do i get i get a bump like that as you look warmer than me.
Dual motive system saves the pennies
I'm NEVER going to drink Vodka again. Pink Elephants I can handle!
"I see you've got your new camel hair coat on today, Nancy", sniggers Ned.
Rush hour in Russia.
Dromedary really! Nice shoes.
we're off to join the circus
can we get cheaper parking for the ugly one ?
Todays three wise men await the second coming.
Just one more number then I will be the winning Sudoko player of the year Biggs
thats the last time I buy off that used horse salesman !
MacDonalds say they're open for breakfast, with free parking.
They offered me a goat, but these boots are made for walking.
It's snow good this waiting around.
I'll take no chances on love being blind
I used to be a horse too, my paddock was in Chernobel
I'm having a humpdinger of a ride .
French foreign legion soldier from the under 2,s division seen here with Jason Bourne tailing Tommy Lee,s character in the lastest of the Bourne Identity saga movies
When I asked for a Camel, I meant one of your cigarettes.
Guess who's the only one with a smile on its face!
This camel hair coat is worth its weight in gold
I might be an ass, but I knowe the value of a camel hair coat.
The coins aren't working for these ride on toys, must be broken
Horse to camel: Trust you to get the lightweight baggage, you lazy hump
Holy cow! I'm riding a camel Papa, and he aint going very fast, has he got eyes?
I know whose going to have the most comfortable ride for the next 2000 k's. Let's take a bet on it.
Vale006
Damn it ! The sales assistant said this joy stick would make the animals stop and start.
Team America sneak into Durkadurkastan
Do you think he knows how to read his GPS?
Looks like we will make great savings on our petrol bill this week comes with fully padded seats as well
Ye gods!!!! It's a miracle !!!!!!! THE MAN'S WALKING ????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Camelbreath this is no laughing matter, we are lost and its all your fault!!!
Hey, I only got one more wish and I think this genie's deaf. All I wanted was a camel coat and some horse power...
Make a U turn as soon as possible. Make a U turn as soon as possible
Is that guide yakking about or just horsing around?
Whos got the the pooper scooper?
Groan ! There's a yak taking this picture, and the humans are ruining the effect !
by Atticus
Another parking infringement notice officer? Can't you see the camel has a disability. I know, I know, I'll make sure he has the sign on him next time.
People Making comments about us really gets my back up
'you sure that gps is working?, I think we're heading the wrong way!'
YOU ARE GETTING THIS TICKET FOR OPPERATING A LEFT HAND DRIVE AND DOUBLE PARKING EIGHT FEET OUT FROM THE CURB.
"That will be $55. for the horse and nothing for the camel"
"Why is that?"
"Cause it is Hump Free"
Look out Henry, it's the British police! Perhaps they heard that we've called the animals Charles and Camella!
Camel to Horse "Shhh I am a horse in disguise"
Camel admits to feeling 'hoarse' after a night on the town.
Ecstatic Equestrian Team for London 2012, parades through Moscow's main street as Instructor tracks progress on GPS.
"You two can ride - these boots were made for walking!"
"Olga, I'm serious! There is a CAMEL on the streets of Moscow! Global warming must be on its way!!!"
Now, isn't Daddy kind to let me and mama ride while he walks!
What does he want? I wonder?
Where the hell am I ? nothing matches.Not even my compass
Well, this is going on Twitter right now #onlyinrussia
I'm the good looking one on the left!! I really am a treat!!
There goes the remote control on the camel: they will be going round in ever decreasing circles any minute now. Run away!!!!
This beats the stroller any day!!!
Ha ha, they all think it it the camel that smells bad.
Oh buggar cant see a thing on this new contraption!!! Why is there always something new and improved on the market!!!!!!!
Kids & pets from the Ukraine dress up for Mufti Day fund raiser
the GPS says we should have turned left not right at the last turn ....
Double parking on the sidewalk. That'll be 500 rubles!
Honest Colonel, Clink I see nothing
Says the Horse to the Camel "Hey Buddy! did you see the game last night?" , Says the Camel to the Horse "Oh My God! a talking Horse!"
Can we speed the ticket up please Officer .... my son's already got the hump!
I can't remember the name of that Bond movie .... was it From Russia With Gloves .... or Fur Your Eyes Only?
Come on camera, hurry up and thaw out. I've got some camel toes to shoot.
Camel: Hey Ernie, why do my ankles look bigger than yours. You think it could be water retention?
Horse: Well Burt, you are a camel...
Who ya nick a bollock off takes a moment out to check gieger counter whilst out with his two sons Sputnik & Yuri to enjoy a a lovely Russian summers day .
Try not to make eye contact with the hitch-hiker son..
Who said we had tied the knot?.
Who said you had better legs than me.?
Baby humpback spotted in the streets of Moscow
apparently it was acouple of Kids that put this white paint everywhere
We're trialling the new intercontinental transport exchange programme.
This is what happens when you cross breed.
Hold on - I have to check the GPS!
Justin Bieber sneaks into Moscow a head of his Russian tour.
Just a closer walk with HE, SHE, and THEE.
My cell phone is stuffed.I can't get me a taxi,dang it.
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