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by Jo-an 15th December 2009
And then they suddenly realised they shouldn't have pushed THAT button....
Quick esape made as Rotorua's volcanic activity exploded without warning.
Must cut down on our "emissions"
Cut! Sorry, we'll have to do that again, extraneous noises off screen.
ok which one of you farted
And they'll think that's the end of us! Have we got news for them...
kaboom that was great no more onions for you
The Copenhagen Summit began with a bang
Join our new land mine clearing team, training provided.
Watch out ACC, the three motorcyclists from Hell are coming! Be very afraid!
I think Charlie has fallen off with the dynamite!
4th of July celebrations go horribly wrong.
I told you those Tom Thumb fire crackers had a lot of bang in them!
Big bang for your buck !!!!!
I don't thinking starting the barbercue with petrol from our tanks was such a good idea!
See! I told you it'd be better if we all did it at the same time.
We are sure kicking up enough dust on this dirt road.
No! I'm not pulling you finger again!
Guy Fawkes goes horribly wrong in Auckland.
Virgin Galactic announces SpaceShip1 budget options.
One motorcyclist says "I told you I could start a fire by rubbing to sticks together."
Another motorcyclist replies "yeah! I didn't know you were going to use dynamite sticks!"
Explosive reaction from motorcyclists on the increases in Government road user taxes! Plan looks like it has completely backfired!
WHAT THE HELL DID THEY OUT IN THAT CURRY?
Voice heard resonating in their ears from 5 minutes earlier "NOW I TOLD YOU THREE BUGGERS, KEEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTERS!!
Gee,s mate when John keys said our trip to that green bloody party going to be a hit, he didnt tell us going to be like this
Let's go round and do it again!!!
I told Jack his 5000cc supercharged V12 wouldnt catch us!
Damn, didn't think he would get that angry over a few Apples.
Hey look Mum! I told you I could do it!
AWW GEES GUYS I TOLD YOU TO GO EASY ON THE BAKED BEANS !
THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET A ROOKIE DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS GOSH DAMMIT
YOU JUST HAD TO PISS OFF MUM DIDNT YOU !
REMIND ME NEXT TIME TO NOT BE SO HEAVY HANDED WITH THE EXPLOSIVES GUYS.
YA RECKON THEY WIILL ASK US BACK ? IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT !
Now ACC will raise the levy for sure!
"Boy racers, eat your heart out!"
THREE TERRORISTS SEEN LEAVING LOCAL EATERY. THEY DIDN'T LIKE THE SERVICE .
WOW!! These new exhaust systems really do live up to all the hype.
" Nicks bombshell sure packs a WALLOP"
Never p*ss off a motorcyclist - Beehive levelled.
"And then they were gone in a puff of smoke.."
Did you hear something? No! Must have been my imagination. Want to come to the Fireworks Show tomor...................?
'Well, the family told me to have a blast this Christmas!"
It's a bit like the National Government. All smoke and bugger all flame.
Baked beans for breakfast was not a good idea....
Man, what a blast !!
That was a blast, lets do it again!
You all know them - these are the guys that always have to hit the do not touch button...
Just as well those enemy gunners are all short-sighted
Rip em UP
I must be pithed[hic]thats a bootiful bunch flowerers,wiff three[hic]moterbike beees[hic]real pretty[hic]
...that was 'dynamite'!
"Woohoo! Baked beans for breakfast again guys!"
The Top Gear guys blitzed the caravan this time!
Three Christmas Elves open Christmas presents early. Santa is NOT happy!
"They call that fireworks? That's the last 5th November demo we're doing!"
The four riders of the apocalypse.....er.....where's Jim?
How the Crusty Demons got their name. They entered the arena with one Hell of a Blast.
Why sports people should never have a curry before an event!
gees that was close!!!!!
Newsflash - terrorists blast through a wool shed on bikes. Farmers well and truly fleeced
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Not the six hundred.
But The Bike-y Brigade
The cooking lessons weren't improving Amy's cooking,they were making it worse.
Afghanistan refugees fleeing..
I thought we were getting the stunt riders to do this scene...
Todd knew it was time that he finally got his motorcycle serviced when it backfired louder than normal
Replacing Petrol with Nitroglycerin may be good for Green House gases but it does have it's drawbacks
Wow!! That was SOME backfire!
'Yaaaaaaa Bro. Told you if we waited on the crater we'd get a head start.'
"I love it when a plan comes together" - The A-Team
Clarksn, Hammond and May. New season of Top Gear a step too far?
"Boy, what a blast that party was!!!!"
Now that is a burnout
Appearing next week. Book at Ticketek now.
Alien attack, run for your lives!
you should see my other bike.. its much more eco-friendly and less fuel efficent too...yeah right!!
I thought we'd never escape from that giant sheep!
Lahar-ly Davidsons
I told you we needed a longer fuse!
OH MAN ARE WE GONA BE IN TROUBLE NOW !!!!!
Hells Angels flying to Heaven, to meet God.
Kevin's chemistry set was becoming a terrible nuisance
Three right Charlies destined to be angels.
The launch of Nuclear Powered motorbikes is of to a flying start!
Whoops!
Whoops!!!! Lets get out of here!!!
Take that ACC!
Wow did Nick Smith really blow up over that ACC protest
The Fartovski gang leaving their latest bank robbery.
I told you mum wasn't going to like us being home late for dinner.
We must be going faster than we thought, look behind us!!!!
I told you not to upset that bomber pilot!
Oh guys, by the way, this may not be the time to mention it but i think i left the oven element on
No, Jimmy's right, that is definitely not just a passing cloud on the horizon
don't look now , but I think there will be a detour when we come back
We're not in the Sahara and that's no sandstorm. Wind it open guys!
We're Rocketing
...and the winner is???
You never said we were on mine clearing duty today when you suggested a bike ride, damn you!!!!!!!
Gang bang!
A G A I N ? .........
Motorcyclists get even with Parliament, say goodbye to the Beehive... oops you were too late :-P
What the ....!? You don't think your wife's getting sick of the noise do you?
No more curried eggs for you John!!!!!
Charlie's Angels exploded onto the screen in their latest BlockBuster.
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