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by cbat 10th February 2009
Oh! I thought these were the malls dog dirt boxes
I need a wee box stop.
Yep I am a messy pup!
Trust me it is in here
No one will ever find it in here!!!
getting ready for spring planting.
Who - me? Never! I wasn't even there!
so ....wouldn't you
Well it is a parking bay- I will come back for it later!
Just a bit deeper and you can put the power pole in.
Oh hell i suppose i'll have to clean up the mess!
" Me? No, its wasn't me. Why would you think that?"
do you think anyones watching
Yipee!! What's this stuff?
"If this grows big enough it might be the next Mayor of this place!"
It's OK the street cleaner is behind me
I've found the bone..........now where's the shovel to put all this back !!!
Is this what you call "being in the dog box?"
Dear Mom
Just wanted you to know that the litter boxes at this kennel are emptied every day.
I'm just tunneling my way out of here!!
told you that you wouldn't find it
Ahem!......some privacy if you please
Public toilets here are rather dirty.
I've got to hurry and find her keys, not my fault she put that toy on her key-chain!!
Well, you don't expect me to foul the pavement do you?
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!!!
I blame the parents
"Easy digging, I'm going to bury all my bones here in future."
Look at the mess I've made, I'm sure this is the right box.
This is LERVE of life baby! Just thought I'd spread it around!
Okay mummy hand me the plant
Any port in a storm
I was taught to use a dirt box. Not to soil the place up.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Relief.
I just HAD to!!
I'm SURE I buried the answers to the world credit crisis in here!
If I stay very still, maybe people will think I am a work of art.
the Countdown is on ... she must be here soon... I'm in a restricted area
This is definately where the treasure map indicated.
What do you mean the other box?
Don't just stand there, help me.
i am just marking my box so no one else uses it
What do you mean I don't have to sqaut to pee!!!
It's not my fault, somebody planted me here.
When you gotta go you gotta go
I said dirt in the box not dog in the box!
Oops, I think I got a teeny bit carried away!
I've been spending so much time with the cats lately I forgot I was a dog!
Rover's horticultural apprenticeship test was an unexpected success
Have you never heard of Dog Daisies!
Don"t pass wind when burying a bone.
Just boning up on my gardening skills.
The public restrooms in this town are the GREATEST !!
Do I have to smile?
"Who.. Me!?"
ooops, wrong box.
Oh No.......... I think I'm in the dog box::
I wonder if the aircraft black boxes are like this ?
Who let this dog out who, who,who ? Oh! doggy show your bone oh! doggy show it.
I told you before we left home I really needed to go to the toilet!!
Great, now I'll try out my new vacuum cleaner!!!
I was framed I tells ya!
doggy Dementia
apartment living is hell
When ya gotta go - ya gotta go!
woof woof - just doing a spot of gardening!!!
doggone it - I was sure I buried the bone in this planter?
Now I really AM in trouble! ... Better find those plants before the gardener gets here.... Oh no, my foots stuck and I can't get out!! I can hear someone coming!!
I really thought this was going to be like the beach dig and I would find a prize.....
you said it was in this one ... !!
you are not supposed to be watching
I was trained by N.Z.Customs.
Oh my God! I'm all tuckered out after all that digging! And, wouldn't you know it, wrong planter box. Hope it's the next one.
I'm sure it was in this one !!
'How much is that doggy in the plant box?'
Oh Great just for us apartment dogies.
Where's the "B" TREE ????
I am sure I will get someone's attention.
Yippeee! ...Pay Dirt!
Now we will see who really cleans up the mess.
someone has stolen my dofor (do for now or do for later)
Mum..... HELLLPPPP
yikes! someone's already been here....!
"Mess? What mess?"
I thought that doggone bone was in here. Now I'm going to be in the doghouse.
dog gone it
I,m sure I put the compost in this planter
My Mother said I will get into doggy do doo's when I start sleepwalking.Me think she is right too.O woof is me.
When you've got to go you've got to go somewhere
Excellent hole-digger!Faithful and loving.Cheap rates.Apply to D.O.G.Kennel no.3.
Where's that doggone bone gone
It was my evil twin.
Belladonna
I gotta get out of this concrete jungle somehow
what do you expect for minimim wage.
Now where did I hide my bone?
"I just diiiiig this car park!"
Free to a good Home . 1 Year old pup, almost house trained , complete with large litter tray. Ph ....
...but Mum said EVERYONE had to help in the garden !!!
"Well Larry"
"What's that Bob?"
"This definitely looks like a paws for thought!"
Ohhhhhhhhh! were is it? It's here some were!
Whoops! Now I'm in trouble.
I'm picking this is the doggy box for doggie doo?
Ahhh dirt - can ya dig it?
Okay, so I'm in trouble, but surely we can get to the bottom of this.
Maybe if I sit real still they'll just think I'm a Dogwood Tree (covered in lots of 'bark'!)
It's not what you think! But it sure broke my fall fron the fourth floor!!
Cant stop now I am having too much fun!
It wasn't me.... honest!!!!
I hide my bones in these places maybe others do likewise?
How long to dinner? I'm hungry!
Who cares about the mess, my bone is far more important
Man this is sooooo embarrassing. Couldn't they build a little house over it. I mean, after all, it's so public.
I swear Im doing a public service, there was an oil spill just over there!!!
Duggie's digging services: no job too big or too small. Phone now for a quote.
My name is Scooter, I am a Big Digger
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