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by nzmachines 8th October 2008
"I must use it for what??? - Now you tell me!"
" Roly's been here. Did you see which way he went ?"
woops..........
Now who's softer
So!! Its MY bum,not yours,so there.
you told me to cleanup after I went and I can only do that when its on the ground
I'm Rolly's mate, he said it's ok
It wasn't me, honest!
106 so far
Who me?
I've used all of this paper and it's still dirty.
I really want to go!! now do you get the message.!!
Just thought I would tear one off.
I thought it was a bandage
Wasn't me, must be that pesky cat next door!
OH is there no-where private !!
Oh blimey now I'm really in the dog house!!
Trees? If there were more trees I wouldn't be in here!
It wasn't me. The cat did it.
oyee, privacy please
What?
I got my paper all sorted now where'd the loo go?
be right back,nearly finished
paper chase
....Scissors,paper,stone....
We need to catch the guy who did this! You stay here and guard the place and I'll go search for him!
Excuse me, can't a girl have some privacy
Don't look at me in that tone of voice - I was just following the paper trail!
How could it have been me?I,m only counting what's left.
You'll still love me,won't you?
Yip that seems to have worked
I don't beat about the "Bush" so this is a paper war.
And your point is?
O.K. already!!!! YOU might just rip a bit off the end, but I just happen to want to find the right piece ----- cos I'M SPECIAL, K???
You said " Roll up, Roll up" but I can't get it to go !
You cannot be serious!!!
BJK
OK ! but i'm not leavin till i've done the paperwork.
Well Rolly does it and they made up a song about him.
Uh oh - I was told to fold the end piece over but I can't find the end!
by Threadz
I didn't want to make a poodle
I missed that little bit there on my bottom.....can you reach it?????
Mum, what happens next? I know you still love me.
Where that bone?
"Doggone, my accountant grownup always told me to make sure I left a paper trail."
But you said "Go fetch the paper"
Time For Doggy Poos
"Golly Gosh! My 2008 Wearable Dog Art costume has disintergrated!!
Well doggon it ! This is my roll call.
Was just checking out the quality, non good
Does my bum look big in this, huh?
That dang cat's in here someplace, I know he is !!
Puppyer mache? Moi?
Darn it! Caught in the act again!
The cat did it! I'm just trying to clean it up REALLY!
but mummy I was cold!!!
It was only a widdle bit ...
It's my party so I'll do what I like!
Wel I can't catch my Tail.....So this is the next best thing!!!
Fluffy failed miserably in his his frantic attempt to camoflague himself when he forgot to close his eyes.
How not to toilet train a pup.
I thought this was the Mens Room!
Well, I couldn't find the doggy bag
oops! last roll, hope you don't want to do number 2's
So....is my bum clean now?
good enough for a tv star yet
See!! I told you that the toilet roll was too high up.
What are you looking at? Is a bit of privacy too much to ask?
I know how this looks, but I can explain.
I thought this was doggy floss
Do you mind, I'd like a little privacy here!
Mum said "Wipe your Bum" , I'm still trying
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