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by Hedgie 3rd December 2009
Welcome to Alf's fish cafe, we guarantee you will dine on fresh fish
For sale - Motorhome: $1300. Large kitchen. Open plan living. Water proof.
Kiwi ingenuity at its finest!
Trade Me says will deliver.
Unsinkable - Built in flotation device.
Kiwi Ingenuity!
What, no room for the kitchen sink?
Store policy: we deliver.
Fresh fish... straight to the table.
New stealth design revealed for Customs fast pursuit craft... No one would suspect it!
A new twist on "Planing the Table".
Roe roe roe your boat gently down the bream!
The name of my boat? SEALEGS
Special delivery for Spongebob Squarepants.
For Sale. Outboard motor, special under the table price
i guess 6 legs are better to swim with!
See.. it must be a boat.
Anyway I can't think what else it could be..
Bring your own, they said.
Now I'm off to find table top mountain
The water table is a bit high today!
Ans they said I wouldn't be able to build my own boat.
You should see what I've done with the chair!
Iceberg!!!!
Gilligan suddenly realised that the table they had all been eating off for the last three years was all that they really needed to get off the island.
Four bare legs, no drawers and a flat top - she's done me proud
"She won't miss it, dinner time's not for another 3 hours......."
A boat by day a 4 poster bed by night.
Kiwi DIY
You've heard of a Flying Carpet?
This is the DownUnder version!
Is this what they mean by a dinner cruise?
Someone turned the table on me!
I guess I must have misread those Ikea intructions..........
Table for one, coming right up!
Ok so table legs and sea legs are different eh
They said bring a plate, but I figured we would need a table to put them all on.
I knew this table would come in handy one day....
The Table has turned!
And on really hot days I use the tablecloth as a canopy!
Sitting at the Captains table.
"I will find that lost rocket cone if its the last thing I do!!!"
My maiden voyage on my new boat Iv'e named it "Far canal ".
This wasn't quite what Pete had in mind when he bought his new "pool table"!!!
When Darryl went on to a fuel-saving campaign, he found yet another way in which it was useful for him to know his tables.
Tableseaman Jones reporting back from shore leave.
There's more than one way to get off Gillian's Island!
The table's turned - I've finally escaped to do a spot of fishing.
Bruce got a new 'boat' - we gave it some thought but decided that a kitchen sink wasn't necessary.
Grannie left this boat in her will
The Titanic it is not, but nor will an iceberg rupture it's flotation tanks, cos there aint none.
"Ah yes, Barry does like his grog. He tends to drink himself under the table when he goes on his fishing trips".
Don never gets legless when he goes fishing.
Maybe our interpretation on dining on the freshest cuisine differs!
Frigate! They are turning the tables on the Navy now.
"This table-a-thon is more fun than the one I did at school!"
Wonder if the Mrs will notice?
just like the real thing
In the olden days we used what ever we could get our hands on !!
And I thought Fishermans table was a restaurant?
Read slowly after me. Comfortable.
He told me he had sea legs, but I didn't believe him.
Jo clearly had too much tequila and was well under the table
Help, Hone is missing overboard. How do I get back to tell Pita.?
The wife said if I wasnt at the table for dinner there would be BIG trouble, problem solved!
"I'll be at the dinner table at 6 dear, I promise."
Have table, will travel!
They told me to hurry. Wonder who's bringing the chairs?
Remember your table manners Son,no puttering please.
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