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"If you go down to the woods today... beware of the slippery ice"
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by shinewriter 31st March 2011
Ted thought Ice was only for drinks
POLAR BEAR MOONS TOURISTS
D'oh!
Look I can make bear angels.
Mr Bear is slip sliding away.
Don'tworry ,Be happy
what does that sign say??ooops too late.I crashed.
Note to self, must learn to read.
I'm looking
POLEase, no photos. Think of my dignity!
Let's polarice the situation!
In case of emergency laugh.
I'm still watching. Now what?
Yep. They're right.
Awesome, dude! Hey Ted you gotta try this
Local treds on thin ice, takes a fall, and bears it all.
Now you tell me..you know bears can't read.
Watch for ice ??? ha ha ha ha , that's a good one. We are at the artic what did they expect..ha ha ha...
Oh Boy! That seagull was huge.
And to think I'm getting paid for this - Fun,Fun,Fun. Biggs
Bare/bear bum,goes bum up.What a bummer.
NOW you tell me!!!
in the old days the tourists used to do tricks for us
I did not say"POOH" the bear fact is that I said O, SH - - should have turned the damn sign around
Rupert demonstrates his break dancing technique.
Belladonna
AH SUP WITH BEAR
Oooohhhhhh!! this is going to be painful....
last sign said ( NOT FOR BEAR FEET )
Sign should read WATCH for ICE-BREAKING BEAR
Another triallist for the Bear's Olympics slides out backwards
Just a sec while I slip into something cool
stupid humans --BEARS CAN'T READ
this is a sign of things to come
I'm slip sliding away, no skidding!
WATCH for Ice? Hang on a SECOND, give me a MINUTE, is this a sign of the TIME?
That's a fair trade... It's a Casio ROFL
Bugger!
Thats not fair! I can't read yet!
local curling says a new zamboni costs money and the bear does it for fish
They told me this zumba exercises were easy!
Mum told me to wear my skates!
Bums rush never been so much fun
Hey BooBoo while there reading the sign Im gone slide on by and steal there picinic basket
Barry slid effortlesly in to the lead role of the nut cracker
Professional ice skater states his case
Bearfoot and enjoying LIFE!
I wonder if they know the anagram of this sign could read: Fart Ice Chow !
Well I'll be stuffed!
I should bear in mind I'm not human.
Damm! what a day to leave my glasses at home
Mama! the ice looks the same from down here!
Bums up - thats what I think of your sign!
Wheeee 4 pin bowling!
To Admin,thank you heaps for our competition,sadly this is the last day.Now I go into withdrawl,so I will.Oh woe is me.
The 100 acre wood was never like this.
This is one way of proving my gender.
Goodbye Caption Contest, Very enjoyable, Hurry Back.
Bear wishes sign was facing the other way before he took another step
I'm rolling in the snow
Just rolling in the snow
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy I know
Rise in accidents behind the warning signs
I can bearly read, so what do you expect?
yeah watch for ice, probably because theres a 500pound bear coming your way on it........
the sign really should have said "watch for bear butts"
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!
Its so cold this winter that polar bears freeze before their legs hit the ground when they go A over T
"Holy hell, it's bad today!"
If 4 paws can't hack it, there's no chance for 2 feet.
This form of break-dancing bearly made the news.
"If you go down to the woods today.....beware of the slippery ice"
Bears cannot read. Biggs
Due to a lack of Arctic drinking establishments entertainment comes in the form of "spin the Polar Bear"
Just can't bear this, Where's the G & T ?
Cassanova now Assing over after skating on thin ice with the ladies
From the makers of march of the penguins comes ass slide of the polar bear
Barry pawsed for a minute then he slipped back into reality was this really the only highlight at the centre of the North pole .
Barry was sick and tired of his nuts freezing to the ice so decided a different apraoch was worth a try
This was the second time Barry had April fools joke played on him first time was when he spent hours looking at orange juice after it it said concentrate .
Bear naked ladies snow there business signing autographs after unfurgettable show
Watch out for ice dont think so Im more worried about getting Polaroids in this weather
Hey there ladies how much do I weigh you dont know well its enough to break the ice Im Polar bear but you can can call me P.B
Disney on Ice cancelled again , Mickey the manager said Goofey has been suspended indefinately for having a bear during the show , he also admitted that he should have seen it coming as all the signs were there
So when are the bears going to get signs that they can read!
Paws 2
Now they tell me.
Ooops I've had one too many beers!
PC gonna bad, Polar bear runs into a sign in the middle of the Arctic tundra
What a N,ice S,cream.
THIS IS SNOW GOOD FOR MY FUR COAT.
Who needs skis!
"What a laugh fair go swept me off my feet."
by Bebeanne
"Who is fooling Who" -- Got You you Big April Fool
By Bebeanne
...and don't tickle the bears either!
Thanks everyone for all the awesome captions this month! We had a great time with this competition and we hope you did too!
I'm no hero 42 degrees below is freezing my fur coat.
heck! was I going that fast that the sign popped up in front of me!!!
Shucks! I keep falling off that damn mint!
C'mon me and Rodney Dancing on Ice. It'd work.
Not every Teddy Bear has faces on their feet ,that's because I'm special.
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