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by Mozzy 29th October 2008
I have a pressing engagement with those damn Yankee infidels.
Advert for the NEW SOLAR IRON
man there is no rest for the wicked these days
IRONMAN
Press at a high setting was the instructions ,hope this is high enough
The foreign press go to great lengths to ensure that Rodney will look good at their next interview!
I was taught there is Gold in the rivers,silver in the mountains,but Iron on the rocks,don't seem right somehow.
How Saddam I!
Take the picture, will you ... I cannot keep up this nonsense any longer
To much starch
To hell with Contact Energy
By Allah1 That was some bomb blast!
"Hal beemkanek mosa dati"? Can you help me? !!!!!
I don't know why, but this is the only place that I can get a decent ironing crease.
Ten wives and I STILL have to do my own ironing.
You should see the length of the extension cord.
You should see where I've put the clothes line...
For my next act I will perform a death defying handstand while ironing these knickers, oops, on second thoughts maybe I should be wearing them.
Anything to get into the Guinesse book of records
Himalayas of clothes to iron
>>>> Help put the the power companies out of business - "USE SUN & MAN POWER"
Determined to prove his critics wrong, he persevered with plans to advertise "Imrans great outdoor ironing adventures".
mom only made dad watch the goats
"Totally pointless really!!!! There is NO POWER ---- I'm OVERBALANCED ----- AND how sillish would I look in a LEMON T SHIRT???"
The original "Mountain of Ironing"
OK honey. I'm sorry. Perhaps I was a little insensitive about your role in the family.
Mahmoud was determined to have Xtreme ironing become an Olympic sport.
By Belladonna
High in iron........a vitamin that will take you to higher places....
"And you complain about taking out the rubbish......."
BLOW IT!! FORGOT TO PLUG IT IN!!
Dear Lord. Where in the good book did it say that there was manual labour to be done in heaven.
Sorry this is not ironed too well Osama, I couldnt find the plug
Gotta look good for the Summit photo ..........
My laundry used to be here...until those damned infidels blew it away!
When I was invited on the board, this is not what I envisioned!
Oh Holy God I wish I had brought "DRIP DRY"
cant stop to chat sorry, the arc is arriving any day now
Please Allah, tell me I am having a nightmare. I promise never to touch another Bloody Mary.
Ah! A little more press--ure
If this board falls over, I'm stuffed.
It's amazing how they disguise their Weapons of Mass Destruction these days!!!!!
obama must be looking top notch at all times
You should see the extension cord!!
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