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by marlin 26th November 2009
Now look here i said you were to behave yourself
No Darling ! Please act your age.
Go away, this is my turf. They are going to fix the fence today and I don't want you wrecking it.
Look over there, quick, there she is you silly dumb Ass
It's no good Jenny we are not good enough to go to Aussie and impersonate kangaroos!
Two Sopranos sing "Hee haw hee haw, hee haw. (chorus) Hee haw, hee haw.
Hey look at that ... There's a guy making an ass of himself!
Push harder, it helps me reach the high notes
Not here! Everyone's Watching.
Stop it! They'll talk our hind legs off.
We are just making complete asses of ourselves.
Ta ra ra boomp te ay.
Oh the joy of life!
I told you, the man always goes to the right in a french kiss.
This necking is positively up lifting.
Okay now if we can hold this pose for a little longer maybe those hunters will not notice us!
I find you very a-bray-sive.
"Stop fighting you two!"
"He says I am an ass!"
"Why does he say that?
"He haw, he haw, he hawlways says that!"
You cheeky ass you!
Neigh means Neigh, I am not that type of horse
Not so close, havent you heard of Swine flu
"I said leave me alone you silly ass,", "HEEeeHAAww, looks whos talking".
I've heard of "whispering sweet nothings" but this is rediculous
If this doesn't work you'll just have to go to the dentist.
Oh yeah baby, just do it again
Winners of Australia's Got Talent
Told you I was taller!
Desperate Donkeys
No no no! Turn to your LEFT!
by Belladonna
"Oh Charles..." (groan, moan) Other Ass " I love it when you bite at my neck Camilla darling"
' away in a manger, no crib for a bed...' Christmas is so uplifting & us donkeys played such a big part.
I wasn't laughing at your fringe!
you took the last green shoot! u ass
can i just have one more kiss pleeeeeesse!
Put your whole self in, put your whole self out, put you whole self in and shake it all about
Well that ones Don Keyote but don't ass me who the other one is.
damn damn damn I forgot the rose, we can't tango without the rose!!!!!!
Do you think one of us will make it to the Opera House for Aussie Idol? OOOps! Too late we already know the winner!!
Jack, I dont think I can keep this up much longer. Heee haww to notice that we're bloody starving, and move us into the green paddock!
All together now.....2 eyes, 3 ears, 6 legs, 2 heads ...I'm a winky, wonky, desperate donkey, Hee-Haw!
I do love you!
Heaven, I'm in heaven, when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek.
Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee...
Just assing around
Talk about stubborn as a mule. It's either her way or the highway.
Think we'll make it on New Zealand's got talent with "I get a Kick out of youuuuuu"?
"Kickin' Asses"
Now the Sony Walkman has built in speakers so you can share your music.
no..thats not it, over a bit, to the left, the other left. Arrhhh Perfect. You always hit the spot.
The fields are alive with the sound of...
No love bites, I said NO LOVE BITES!!!!!!!
And they went off dancing cheek to cheek.
Oh honey ... you're too funny say that again
just donkeying around
You said the grass was greener on the other side!
Oh honey, you just found my hot spot..
assssssssss solo mio
It takes two to tango . . .
you call that kissing,back to the paddock for you
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