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by Mona 22nd October 2008
Up?Down?ah stuff it,i'll stay here.Safer.....
Landing wheels down!
Look mum - no hands, no feet
Toro toro..Abort landing! abort landing ! The landing perch has gone
typical women ,, making me wait again
I told you that branch higher up wouldn't take your weight!
Look no wings
"This recessions hit me hard, I've lost my higher perches"...
You are being a bird brain
I'm practicing for the" Farnbrough Airshow"
damm ... it made in china ..they never last
There he goes Budgie Jumping again
Sheeeesh, the chute hasn't opened
If this doesn't impress her then I don't "finch" there is any chance for me!!!
DoC cancels more landing rights
Going Down!
I should have read that how to fly manual first.
"Flight 109BRD you are cleared for landing"
"I know all will not agree, BUT there is merit in 'HIRE PURCHASE'"
Hey.. I found the trampoline down there !
"Now let me show you how I can also walk on water!"
I enrolled for flybuys but it feels like fallbuys
She says I dont have a leg to stand on, I soooooo do, just nowhere to put it! :0(
I need to purchase a new perch!
A bird feeder perchance?
Red Bull keeps you up in difficult situations
Now what.
My Mother said I was asking for trouble marrying him.
The early bird catches the perch...oh well, no use getting in a flap over it!
Bugger, the new seeds fill me with gas!!
Move over its my turn!!
Hey Helen, it's still 2 weeks 'til the election. I can't hang around here for that long. Will you let me use Winston's perch?
Hi! Just passing.
I knew I should'nt have given him Photoshop for his birthday.
How quick can you Photoshop it back in. I can't hang about here all day
Houston,we have a problem.
by Belladonna
You mean I have to count them all??? I hope the prize is worth it.........
I want a refund as I can't get any purchase.
This is a Singles Bar
Just dropping by!!
"Any room for me?"
I'm Hover Homer, Marge, where's Bart?
Look Ma........No hands!......
And the red red robbin
went bob bob bobbing along
I told him to use a registered builder!
nycgal
Who stole my perch?
I could have sworn it was here yesterday!
Oops!! Wrong side of the pole
She can't see me, maybe if I stop flapping she won't hear me.
Perch? What perch?? Perch-ance I need my eyes tested!!
Knew I shouldnt have trusted that 50% off accommodation voucher I got in the mail
He just couldn't resist one last april fool joke before lunchtime.
I said you should have made that last payment on your higher perch-ace
Hi Mate. Boy am I hungry. All this flying uses one heap of energy.
I'm walking on air!
whoops no perch !! so this is what they call freefalling.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
" look, Mum, no wings"
Oh nooooooooo! Lost my parachute!
who moved the damn perch
He's doing his levitation exercises again . . . . . Boring!
how come those Humming-birds get their own customized one every time
"This is the last time I try and assemble something myself. Hunny, were hiring a handyman!"
Don't be silly. Open the door
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