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by Vony 19th February 2009
You put your right leg in, your left leg out,
In out, in out, then shake it all about.....
"Ouch! a wasp has gone up my shorts"
The evil Puppet Master disguised as a tennis ball manipulates his puppets
Get out of it !!! You are in the line of fire !!!
'Okay, your turn to hit it, but watch my head!!
Ouch!!, that hurt your surposed to hit with your racket, not bowl it like a cricket ball, numbskull.
Got the beat but missed the ball!
What the deuce is going on?
You hit like a girl!!
We can't both serve. Get down the other end you idiot.
That should be called a " NO BALL ! "
Hey guys are you practicing for "Dancing with the Stars"?
I told you it was harder than it looks.
The twin's warmup included an aerobics session on the court
The music during the breaks is sure catching!
Aaaargh! The opposition has put ants in our pants!
You can't be serious the ball was ouch
This is what you would call a balls up[up in the air].
Just like a puppet(s) on a string
This is how we do ' the tennes (see) waltz ' - ok?
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
TWO LOVE, shy daters and shaparone.
just following the pied piper of Wimbledon.
i told you it was our danceing lesson to day, so what are we doing here, now what ?
i think there is a wasp on the ball
The National Ballet's team building exercise!
I'm too sexy for my shirt, tooo sexy for my shirt, youch that really hurt.
"Hot potato, hot potato..."
Puppeteers - They're ruthless.
Its my turn to play at the net!!!
Just havin' a ball!
As hard as they tried they were unable to avoid the ball
Lets twist again like we did last summer
Doing the Haka before rugby games is one thing, but this'll never catch on.....
I told you they were bad losers mate.
Duck, or else you may get a bump on your head.
If you don't let me hit it I'll tell my mummy.
The first gay opens at Wimbledon was a raving success!
Hey mate, I have just learnt the chicken dance, and it goes like this see!!
Get it together fellas, the game HAS started.
Michael Jackson, eat my shorts! Can't touch this!!
"I told you, left, right. left, right.
"Where's the shuttlecock, coach?"
"I said tennis not badminton, you FOOLS!"
As the ball came hurtling towards him, the umpire was left wondering - who was the winner and who lost!!
Zippity Do Da Zippity A
Tennis today just aint goin our way
Players on a Hot Tar Court
NEWS FLASH: Fly swatters oblivious, as innocent bystander killed by deadly missile.
It's a European thing.
French open
I thort I saw a puddy cat!!! I did!! I did!!
When I said "keep up with the play", I didn't mean keep up with MY play!!!
He said hit the ball, not act the fool, you idiot!
Whadda mean WE didn't win?
Missed the ball! why all the Raquet?!!
Don't let it hit me, don't let it hit me!
What are you doing? I said I'll distract them!
They had tried everything and they knew it was time to bring out their last weapon - the macarena.
My ball! Duck!
Told you to watch out for that bee's nest!
You put your left foot in, take your left foot out.
"oooh, Told you we were better at ballet darling!"
Turn off the b......... music
Hey, not fair, we weren't ready
Just love this sport
oooooopss...a back header
Oh we forgot to perform the Haka before the game,so we do it now.
Dance of the Tennisadours
Struth....I forgot to shave my legs
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