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by Kramer 17th December 2009
Please don't play Snoopy and the Red Baron again
A canine ring of confidence?
Santa better get his act together next year, we are getting too old to be stand in reindeer!
Why can't they use the cows?
Dasher and Prancer have a sudden recollection of what each of them did at the Xmas party last night!
We might appear silly, but I can't bear to look at our owners and their idea of Christmas fun.
Christmas has gone to the dogs.
"Shh! Please don't yell, my head is going to roll".
Oh the shame of it all....the shame I say the shame!
Next year, we'll hide the damned eggnog!!
I'm camera shy!
GEES MABEL WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE EGGNOG ?
OH MY GOD ! WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT ?
EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME TREVOR . YOU NEVER LEARN .
Aaargh, if he sings Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer again I'll scream..
Dasher and Dancer are in a dogmatic daze,over Xmas
Oh max, stop being silly. We all know you love the camera!!!!!
"Oh no, she's taking us to the old folks home again!"
"We should have hidden like the cat."
"Don't be silly, the basket's too small."
You always was a little dear(deer), as for me I've got no idea.(eye dear)
You always get to be the reindeer! BOO HOO!
I just can't look, it's too degrading.
she is NOT related to me
You keep on the lookout for Santa, I'll just have a quick shut-eye.
You are a sight for sore eyes.
Bloody Xmas!
Bloody humans!
Lie down and shut your eyes. Santa will never come otherwise.
Xmas party why oh why next year I won't drink
If you hadn't decided to use the xmas tree as a public toliet, we wouldn't be suffering this humiliation!
Those reindeer antlers are just sooo last season!
You will have to do the carol singing without me as I'm so doggone tired.
We ran but we could not hide!!
Don't look, now, but the missis has forgot to put the turkey in the fridge. Fancy a snack?
Yappy Christmas from the S.P.C.A
I feel so embarrased!
Victims of a feline plot
Pulling that sleigh was so tiring, but good for the weight loss ... I think
I should never have had that extra Irish nightcap.
Here are "speak no evil' & "hear no evil" so where is the deaf one?
Oh she's got out the camera again! hate christmas family photos
Call me Cupid again and I'll whack you in the other eye!!
You do the graveyard shift while I get some shut-eye. We just can't be asleep at the same time if we want to keep our dignity.
No, please not this embarrassing hat again!
Thank God this only comes around once a year!
Blue and Brownie resorted to desperate measures to cover their ears from the gossiping old cows behind them.
We"ve had enough of this caper!!!
Stag parties at Xmas are just tooooo much!!!!!!!
Dog 1 "Looks like rain dear...hahaha"
Dog 2 "Do you have to do that joke EVERY christmas?"
Thank God it's only once a year!!!
We are feeling sorry for Brutus who is dressed as the Christmas Fairy.
WAAAAAAAAAAH I dont want to be a Xmas Reindeer, IM A DOG
Wake me up when it's over.
You look great, but I hate my outfit, Think I'll cry!!!!
OMG ! I thought I looked Stupid !
You be the watch dog and I'll play dead?
You can look now Oscar, Sainsbury isn't on Close up to night.
The morning after . . .
Christmas has gone to the dogs . . .
Just ignore him - it's because I got the ears this time.
She said "High C, not make me feel like I've been on the high seas"
"Ugh, not those damn Christmas Carols again"
Waaaa I said I wanted to wear the red one this year.
no you cant have my prozac...I am going to my happy place now....
If you think this is bad, just wait til New Year!
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