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"A wedding is a great excuse for free booze - even if its your own!"
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by pedaju 10th March 2011
Oh dear, that's a bit on the nose
Beer in mind the vows were"In sickness and health,business and Guinness"
Wink wink,nod nod.Aint I just a lucky Sod.
ooooh you are so naughty darling,what will Mummy say??
No more jokes about is 2 great loves stout & stout.
Just look at the head on this beauty !!
"Guinness gracious me, what next?"
Groom happy now he has beer in hand!
Here's looking at you, kid.
She's looking prim and proper now, ...just wait until she see's her groom tied naked up the power pole.
I better get stuck into this beer now because tomorrow I'll be under the thumb.
"Thank Guiness for that!" Patrick counted his blessings as he peered through his beer goggles at his wife to be.
guinness head and shoulders above the rest, cheers.
guinness truly a mans beer with a good head on it. cheers
There's a good head on it, eh?
bride with a sigh a twinkel in my eye lovely ,cheers.
Ok, ok. So I need a bit of Dutch courage. So????
First there was the engagement ring then the wedding ring and now that Im Married theres going to be a whole lot of suffering.
So hell lets get drunk.
I say old chap this one didn't get away and she doesn't even know it
Well, it's better to drink it than wash my socks in it!
Hic! I'm so drunk I think I just married the bridesmaid. Hic!
I hope you brought the oysters dear
I say, ha ha, keep your chin up old girl, you don't want it to get wet! Ha ha, what what!
One more, just one more and I'm a leprechaun!
Mmmmm she thinks, Could this be the beginning of the end!
It is only "Adam's Ale" my precious
Now you're going to smell of that on our wedding nite!
Just one more Darling for the Bed,gulp!!! Road......
Bet you can't tell this isnt my first for the day
Shane Warne missed this one.
I like my women just like this, thick and dark! Whoops, I mean.......
by Robbo
I told them to make it cold and put a head on it I didnt expect it to be the Mrs...
Two heads are better than one.
Her mother told her, 'Close your eyes and think of England'. Is this what I'm supposed to do?
'I'm in training. My new wife's Irish'
Would you look at the head on that!!!
I need this COOL ICED COFFEE!!!
'Dutch Courage' the drink is called. lol
If I close my eyes, I'll still have the man of my dreams, without the glass in hand!!!
Aaaah sure 'nuff beer farts are GREAT especially after the black stuff. Get used to it darling, there's a lifetime of them to come.
This`ll put lead in my pencil
Did I really say "I do"? Pooh, that's wicked. He didn't even yell 'burglar".and he dares to laugh!
Robert remained philosophical about the future of his marriage after the subject of his love for cabbage again reared it's 'ugly head'.
Oh Lordy, the more of that he drinks - the worse he looks!
Limme think...was it one drop or three of arsnic to a half pint of guiness or a pint?
Bet you cant wait to see what our kids look like...!
Man breaks Guinness book of records for the shortest time taken to upset the wife and says Il drink to that.
Women annoyed to here that her man is not well Hung but un well Hung over.
Guinness puts hair on your chest so you better not drink any love bad enough love you have a moustache.
Man jokes to camerman that his beer is like his wife empty from the neck up
Annoyed bride is contemplating to herself Hmm he thinks hes gonna knock that back then when we get home Im going to knock him off.
Wedding day $10,000 .
Suit hire and bridal gown $3,000.
Hair & Makeup $500.00.
Guinness beer thats mans enjoying $6.00.
Look of total disgust on newly wedded brides face Priceless .
Men stuffing up special occasions since time began.
This makes it all Beerable.
See the look on her face its because I said to her after the wedding Im going to take you to the beer room for a night you will never forget .
But actually the beer room is the name of my local pub.
and now shes accusing me of being a beer faced liar.
I told you love see you'll never forget your wedding night.
Wife annoyed that husband is making a spectacle of himself.
Marriage of to rocky start as man exclaims we havent been married a day and she's already drove me to the drink.
Here's to internet dating !!! now how do I tell her I'm not really tall dark and handsome...
And here's to a job well done . . . she thinks.
She'll get more than she bargained for tonight.....it's really only coke...nudge nudge wink wink
Chin up. Far easier and less invasive than surgery
I farted ,she started ,we parted.
As I got married in early Spring, a bridesmaid offered one last fling !
"Play around (she asked), before 'I do' ?"
My God, she wants to play Golf too !
She said she needed lubrication,
So 'Cheers', here's to my wife's relation !
A man must get his priorities right.
He farted,
She smarted,
They parted.
"She heard it was good for the libido!"
One More...hic...theyll never notisssh
This is the reason Im here .
Infact give her the beer ,shes gonna need it.
"Groom comes out of the closet at own wedding"
"Rocky Horror picture show extra marries his long time love, A pint of lager"
He He I put the date rape drug in my own glass this time,......Wink
Ha, she thought I had money.
Oh my god, not now!!!
A wedding is a great excuse for free booze - even if its your own!
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