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by Topsy2 10th December 2009
Oh what fun!!! do you think they'll notice??
Now I'm in trouble!
I was sure my bone was in there!
Russia's first attempt to put Laika into space was not so successful.
well first you join the whosit up with the whatsit....
But wait...there's more. When you take... this wheel... EASY Peasy... and... heavvvveeee... attatch it to thi...ssss, errr, thingy here...
Aww but mum you said I could decorate my room how I wanted!
I definitely need more helium balloons next time.
and this is my innocent look.........
If I'm perfectly still... will they notice me?
You have a right to be silent, but anything you say will be written down and used as evidence against you!!
THEY TOLD ME ANY IDIOT COULD PUT THIS THING TOGETHER !
AWE GEES, I KNEW I SHUDDA READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FIRST !
ANYONE HAVE A PAIR OF SCISSORS HANDY ?
Catch of the day... Dogfish
Any one for tennis?
Canon's black and white setting enables you to transform the day's disaster into a precious piece of art.
That pose just screams fake. Come on, Spot, SMILE WITH YOUR EYES!
What do you think of it so far Madam.? 'Rubbish'
What do you mean, rubbish? You can make a fortune out of this. Put it on Trademe as a modern sculpture by dog!!!!
One little dog fish,caught hook line and sinker.
Okay, I'll get your paper and slippers in a moment as I'm a bit tied up at the moment.
I didn't have any wrapping paper. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I must have been sleep walking!
I found the problem!!
LUCKY i'm so cute or i would be in BIG TROUBLE!!!!
...and then after making all this mess she climbed in here like this..
The things i have to do for this doggy calendar.......
Oh damm!!!
Now I know how the Christmas tree feels
Ah wat tangled tails we weave
You did say fetch didn't you?
I'm wrapped and ready for Christmas...now where did I put that bow?
Dear Santa, I've been good all year...honest!
wasn't me, nobody saw me, can't prove anything!
It was that cat again...
...and for my next trick!!
I'm wired for something and by the look on your face... it's not good!
Um....lets look at one I prepared earlier.
Please dont gwowl me,honest,I is a good Puppy wealy,my bwain is just not wired wite,as yous can cee,with all theese wires everyway where. me spellin. has gone tooo waaa!!,I are so sowwy,so I am.
Doggone fishing tackle tackled me!
If you think this looks bad....you should see the boat!!
Are we going fishing yet? You've been stringing me along all day!
I think i got my wires crossed.
wasnt me - I know nothing
anyone seen my bone
"It seemed like a good idea at the time......"
You aint nothin but a hound dawg acryin' all the time/you aint nothin' but a hound dawg acryin all the time/ you aint never caught a rabbit and you aint no friend of mine
All I asked was "How did the fishing go today ?"
Both the poacher and his possessions were impounded.He claimed he'd been angling only for attention.
The reason why the 'wireless' was invented!
I learnt all I know from my uncle he's the one on the records
I was practising my air guitar ........
Christmas presents? I wasn't looking for Christmas presents!
I didn't do it! ruff I didn't I didn't! pant pant
Beam me up Scotty.
Of course he didnt follow the directions. This puppy is a male.
You shouldnt have left me alone in here!
Please Dad...I just want to go fishing NOW!
Ready for take off.No strings attached.
See?? I told you I could fix it!!
What?? I ain't done nothin'
Yep, just as I thought, the gizmo has come off the thingy-ma-jig and the toggle is loose so you will need to get a new widget or the whole thing will need to go back to the manufacturer. Now where did you put the guarantee?
Who?......Me?
So where exactley DOES it say"Needs 4AA batteries"?
WHAT ?
'Paws for thought'
how you can you growl me! I'm tooo cute! ruff!
Well that's the end of that!!!!
"Never again will I pee on a business mans leg."
"I should get a prize for this art!"
All over the world there are fishing tackle kits in need of a good home. Please show you care and stop this abuse now.
Just tackling a problem!!!!
A picture is surposed to say 1,000 words, this one just says 4, "Im in BIG trouble".
Oooops. Short circuit my butt.
This does not look the picture in the instructions??? they must be wrong
Have I got everything you wanted yet?
Who me? What am I fishing for?
It's no use making anything idiot proof. The quality of idiots is getting better all the time!
Roll it over Rover
A creel moment.
Whaahh.. Im sure I could smell the old boys socks in here!
Mmm now what was I looking for!
Honest it was the cat, I'm just inspecting the evidence!
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