The cabbie and the nun

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A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She ask him why he is staring he replies - I have a question to ask you, but I don't won't to offend you>

She answers 'my son you can not offend me when you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have. You get a chance to see and hear just about everthing.  I'm sure there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.

'Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'well lets see what we can do about that.'

1= you have to be single
2= you have to be catholic

The cab driver is very excited 'Yes I am single and catholic'.

OK the nun says pull into the next alley. the nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush but when they get back in the road the cab driver starts crying.

My dear child said the nun why are you crying?

Forgive me for I have sinned, I lied and I must confess - I am married and I am jewish.

The nun says, 'that's OK my name is Eric and I am going to a halloween party.

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