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Are you shifty or shirty?
Are you 50 or 30?
Do you bay at the moon
Were you born silver spoon

Do you snore when you sleep
Do you need to count sheep
Ever unfaithful in love
Believe in God up above

Do you work for a living
Think that life’s unforgiving
Have a friend who’s a mate
Meet your wife on 1st date

Think the rain’s always wet
You remember or forget
A romantic at heart
When you sleep do you fart

Do you walk with your feet
Enjoy all that you meet
Do you talk to the trees
Ever been on your knees

Think the world has gone crazy
Smelt flowers picked a daisy
Tried to reason with youth
Bent your back or the truth

Dressed down to be cool
Been sincere, played the fool
Ever down on your luck
Do your plans come unstuck

Jump the moon when you win
Content in your skin
Told the truth or a lie
Ever needed to cry

My head always asks
Taxes me with more tasks
So I’ll quit while ahead
I need answers instead

Another irreverent muttering from kaiparamackenzie (March 2012)

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by gerald006 31st May 2012 A mutter perhaps, rhyming overdone.Too long. But Heck! What does it matter if you enjoy writing poetry.
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