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Are you shifty or shirty?
Are you 50 or 30?
Do you bay at the moon
Were you born silver spoon
Do you snore when you sleep
Do you need to count sheep
Ever unfaithful in love
Believe in God up above
Do you work for a living
Think that life’s unforgiving
Have a friend who’s a mate
Meet your wife on 1st date
Think the rain’s always wet
You remember or forget
A romantic at heart
When you sleep do you fart
Do you walk with your feet
Enjoy all that you meet
Do you talk to the trees
Ever been on your knees
Think the world has gone crazy
Smelt flowers picked a daisy
Tried to reason with youth
Bent your back or the truth
Dressed down to be cool
Been sincere, played the fool
Ever down on your luck
Do your plans come unstuck
Jump the moon when you win
Content in your skin
Told the truth or a lie
Ever needed to cry
My head always asks
Taxes me with more tasks
So I’ll quit while ahead
I need answers instead
Another irreverent muttering from kaiparamackenzie (March 2012)
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