(Not so Foxy)Girls' Night Out

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We still laugh about this... My then soon to be daughter-inlaw invited me to her 'Girls Night Out' the week before the wedding at a new local night club place not far from home. I decided I'd go 'tho I was a bit nervous without my man with me and I did have several Grandkids and really felt "past all this". Still expecting her Mother to be there I bravely went and met up with them. Her Mother was NOT there. Anyway I bought a drink (non alcholic)from the bar (my spouse had always done this) and went and stood with them. I talked with them, smiled with them, laughed with them then watched with them as the lights went off and music blared out and a spotlight shone on a young guy gyrating across the tiny dance floor area. One by one to each drum roll of music he took off his neck tie, this jacket, his shirt then his top pants. He produced a bottle of oil and started smoothing it on to his torso all the while swirling around. Suddenly the bride-to-be gave a look of horror and a gasp as he reached out and pulled her towards him to dance and then got HER to smooth some oil on to him ...still dancing/jiggling around the floor. Then he got her friends up one by one and swirled them around and clapping got louder, now I'm not into strippers (arranged by her friends) so I was out of there. I'd seen a chair down the end of the dance floor and shot off over there out of sight. Suddenly it became very quiet the music stopped and the laughing stopped and I looked up...there was the guy all shiny and muscular guirating towards me. I jumped up behind the chair as he came closer and spluttered out "OH NO NOT ME I'M A GRANDMOTHER"...but that DIDN'T stop him he just reached out and GRABBED...the chair and said "Its OK Ma'm it's not you, I need the chair...IT'S PART OF THE ACT!"...Talk about mixed feelings didn't know if I was feeling horribly put down or just plain relieved. P.S. Since this I HAVE submitted to Foxy Lady Competition(70s+) must be catching up!

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