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by nibbles 9th February 2009
"Damn this constipation "!! (note to self - "need more fibre")
So, see if you like being anally retentive!
God I hate these annual prostrate checks
Ouch!!!!!!!
A digital reaction ...
Free fall - "It's ok dear, I've got you by the legs but we still have to find the parachute."
Can you touch your ears with your feet?
I don't know Doc , just GET IT OUT !
Just concentrate man! It's in there somewhere.
Yes, I can see it. It's legs 11. Bingo!
And the winner of the nudist contortion act is......
yeeouch!!!! now i know what its like to give birth!!!!!!
Oh, this is REALLY going to hurt!!!
Hold it...Hold it..Now SMILE
Gee this yoga video is harder than it looks!
No I'm sorry, I still think this is too hard for next release of Wii Fit.
Kids, DO NOT try this at home, I'm a trained idiot!
THIS GUY NEEDS BOTOX ON HIS SOLES
will you just hurry up and take the damn picture now!!!!
No mean feat!
hang on! is this the deep end?
makes your hair stand on end
Man I really don't enjoy these tandem dives!
This is the last time I play Twister with a Chinese gymnast
Poooo !!! Here we are at the nudist sports and I get the partner with the smelly feet.
'Mum told me not to try this.. she said I would get stuck like this. Turns out shes right.."
I just like to be different - why always go head first!
I wonder if he will be a model for our next life drawing class...any body got his number?
"Son, if the wind changes you'll stay like that"
These novice entrants in the 'foot in mouth' category are clearly having difficulty connecting her foot with his mouth.
see how high I can lift my feet
Phew !!!! I will have to remember to use my foot deodorant !!!!!
Sorry darling, I'm going to have to let you go before I lose my false teeth.
what a wanker!
That Pilates teacher lied, these hurt!
Slight flatulence? Mate you blow my mind.
I really need more fibre in my diet!
I found myself - all of me
There goes the family!
Cirque de Kiwi - new routine that might just work!
It's now or never!!
"Mervyn.... just relax ! Fer goodness sakes man... I was doing a whole check for a mole.... not a hole check for a .... anyway, they burrow in grass, not up yer ....... well anyway,
On second thoughts, Mervyn..... let's just check your hearing today mate . "
"The Pool" "The Pool"? Who emptied The Pool ???
I really hope these are my legs.
Unable to find a cure, Kevin was still racked daily with terrible bouts of cramp.
Oh! my poor butt!
A new twist on "baring the soul"
This is extreme Top Model I am sure Tyra Banks will just loooooooooooooooove my pose and Miss Jay would be delighted with my composure butooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the beat of my heart the feet have it.
We have lift-off!
You too can have manboobs like mine! PM me for my plastic surgeon.
Modern day toilet training
This is the reason why men don't give birth!
MAN!! is he for sale????????
Dont stop...... I really want this brazillian
Ready? Here comes the splash!!!
This is the first and last time...ever
I am trying hard, really I am. I have to make the team proud
..ouch..I just wonder why a woman would ever do it ..it HURTS !!!
There's got to be an easier way to clean behind your ears!
Ah soo! I've had enough of this. Get your feet out of my face.
Last years high dive champion just decided to announce his retirement.
with a degree of difficulty of 1
Holy cow!! How am I going to stand up straight, after this act?
Lets hope the wind doesnt change
Look Mum! I can do it with my eyes closed!
Peek-a-boo
Every - last - blackhead!!
Bombs awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Kiwi Tai Chi...
"Look Mum, clean feet!"
Soul music can do this to you !
I told you don't bite so hard !!
Oh no a breech dive, this is gunna hurt my butt, I just know it!
O.K. Coach. My face is screwed up, toes curled in near ears and fingers spread. What now?
Those are NOT my legs.They are Blue and mine is White.So who's are they then?I want MINE back, please.
by happytalk
I can do it and this time I will do it !
If I hold on any tighter do you think this will work !!!!
Hope someone remembered to remove the gnome? AHHHH!
NUT-CRACKER!!!!! SUITE.
You think this is good. This is just my warm up.
Oh no, the wind has changed and I can't move - HELP!!!!!!
Despite years of practise, he still needed to master the art of making it look easy.
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