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by C-shell 7th March 2011
Introducing Wal and Rus.
Anything you can do,I can do better,so there.
"I'll wrap this instrument around his ears if he calls me a Wally again!"
Two members of the Oceanic Underwater Orchestra giving a free recital.
.... and so the record deal was sealed.
"Lennon and McCartney have got a lot to answer for writing a song about an eggman and a walrus!"
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Strange sort of food these humans have, tastes nothing like fish & I can't even get my teeth into it
It's tough work getting this man to play along.
OK mate I'll play one more tune then can I please have my fish?
Seal blows whistle on his trainer
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the Walrus, goo goo g'joob.
You beter C-sharp and play along or you'll B-flat like the last guy!
I always play better with my teeth out !
I always have this wooden look, it's a ploy to stop the Japanese turning me into their staple diet.
Hold your breath. You can smell it too.
You should see what my pet goat can do!
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New Toothpicks aimed at animal dental care
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This is how you blow the whistle says trainer to Australian referee Wally (the big man) Rus in whos in training for the 2011 rugby world cup
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John Key And Jerry Brownlee blow there own trumpets in lead up to election
Wow, Bill Clinton has a paying gig !
I don't approve of such dewalrusization.
Cute, but can he blow thru' Giant Steps? If yes, there's a bucket of fish for him in every jazz club
Mark Sainsbury learns to play a musical instrument...
Now! Isn;t this a recorder? It ain't look a whistle!
How come I get the flute and he gets the whistle.... He's got way more fingers than me!
Imitations in life
You Wal me Rus. Lets call our musical group "WALRUS."
In a strange twist of fate, Wally the Walrus and Bob his trainer found they were able to communicate through music . . .
Play it again Sam..
This is nothing, you should see me on the drums.
Piping aboard Captains Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones
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The things I have to do to get my tea...hope my mates don't see this. As for the little guy ya gotta feel sorry for him...look at the size of his whistle!!!!
Read your music,it is A flat,not A natural.
I'm a Sea Lion not a flippin' Walrus.
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You bet I'm not happy - when he said we'd finish off with scales I was expecting a meal of cod ....
Walrus on you my friend goodluck.
Now, if I concentrate hard, I might be able to work out how to make a noise with this thing like he can.
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We are now gonna play " If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me "
shut up human ill play my own tune thankyou.
this sure is a funny tasting crayfish leg Hmmmm?
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Do you floss as well?
toothpicking on me.
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How long does it take these humans to learn to play this thing?
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