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by Mona 7th December 2009
Finger licken good chicken leg,so it is.Cry your eyes out KFC.
Shoes stolen off runner as he chickens out.
Contestant 16358 stops chicken from crossing the road.
One of these days I'll make it across the road..
Stuffed Chicken.
No, No! Please...not the wishbone manouvere
Always stretch before an event!... Don't let cramp foil your attempt at crossing the road.
Hold on, i'll have you out of that head in one fowl swoop.
before the race they limbered up. After the race,they had to go and teach a fitness group to do the bird dance.
Do ya give in ???
don't chicken out now with cramp, there's only 99km left of the marathon
Contestant 16358 feels like Chicken Tonight.....like Chicken TONIGHT
Make a wish!!
Ouch!
bend my toes back!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAMP!!!!!!
just ooking for the wishbone, Sir
Sadly,the shoe didn't fit, and Cinderella turned into a chicken.
take those shoes off, MY TALONS ARE KILLING ME!
WOW MAN! YOUR FEET SMELL FOWL!
It was only upon closer inspection, after removal of the feathers that the Ingham rep realised he had been tricked and this wasn't a record breaking size 1400.
Roadrunner caught at last, but not by the kayote.
Desperate single man tries to pull a bird.
I know you are not a turkey but it's the recession and you'll have to do for the xmas table.
That is NOT my Tegel timer!
Worries that gentic engineering has gone to far since Chicken-man was not only too big for the pan but the drumsticks weren't very plump.
"One more 'BEEP! BEEP!' from you Roadrunner and I'll break it!" said Wile E. Coyote
My favourite yum char dish? Chicken feet of course!
Big bird victim of shoe jacking.
It was a real Marathon testing all the chicken thighs for Bird Flu.
"I twisted the left leg and he grew a chicken head , now see what happens when I twist the right leg so..."
"You're right, you are pigeon toed!"
I'll just stretch these thighs so we can get a good dinner tonight.
Just ignore them, it's only fowl play.
No Chickin linkin, you need a size 12 to hold the sky up.
"if you chicken out of this race on me, you better find that wishing bone and wish I don't eat you alive"
fowl play in race ..runner 16538 was DQ
Cluck 1 2
I`m just the physio, this won`t hurt a bit I promise! You`re not chicken, are you?
BREAKING NEWS: Joking ceases as chicken refuses to cross the road.
Just a twist should do it- you'll be back into egg making in no time.
I keep telling you to use your wings. Jumping is for the frogs
watch those chicken legs don't kick me there! you know where!
Wot!? Cheap!?? these aren't cheep skates man! they 're light as a feather yes, but not cheep!
Sorry even from this angle these just aren't KFC quality .... in fact there is nothing finger looking good about these chicken legs...
I told you this was not the way to pull chicks...
"Are you tring to wind me up "?
Eggscrutiating for an Eggcentric old chook
It's these growth hormones they putting in my feed nowadays....
well I must say if you're that embarrased to be seen with me that you have to wear a chicken head..the relationships is so ova
Break a leg Chook! The audience awaits you.
Breathe, breathe, push! Breathe breathe push! Here it comes, it's a .... it's a ... it's a perfect little egg!
o,k dude its of to the tegel factory for you
If your legs matched your head you wouldn't have this cramp problem!!!!!
"Hey, Jack... we're gonna run a marathon" "Naaahh , you're pulling my leg?"
Even chickens can be very highly strung and need streching out
It seems that Lester's decision to lie down on the job ruffled more than a few feathers!
Since everyone knew the 'pull my finger' trick, Robert came up with a new version.
It seems Peter's no longer the 'spring chicken' he used to be.
I think you're egg bound.
no need to hold the chook down,if he wants to fly ....let him
Chicken Little gets warmed up for the bird dance competition.
I hope it's not bird 'flu
Rodney Hide trying out his new dinner jacket.
Fledging crash lands!
Oopps! Fledgling crash lands!
Hungry Philippino runner unable to resist Adidas.
(Did you know that in the Philippines, the food product Chicken Feet are commonly known as 'Adidas'.)
When the team's STAR player turned out to be a bit of a CHICKEN, the coach would not let up . . .
Yes our chicken thighs are fresh, let me show you just HOW fresh they are!
Okay! Where did you put the egg?
Mum always told me to walk properly otherwise I'd become hen toed!
I told you what would happen if you escaped tweety bird.
Genetic Engineering is not for the faint hearted!
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR CHICKEN WINGS MATE! JUST LOOK AT THESE CHICKEN LEGS! AWESOME!
COME ON MATE. JUST ONE MORE LEG TO GO, OR ARE YOU CHICKEN ?
ankle cramps be damned - I dont know who the real chickens cope all day
I hate it when chicken man gets cramp in public.
Headlines in the NZ Herald "Chicken falls fowl of his Trainer"
Wanna tickle my fancy???
Everyone wants the chicken leg
I told you - wax is better than shaving so stop resisting
She'd finally showed him that there was plenty of life left in the old bird.
Tiger Woods disquised as a CHICKEN caught by his bit on the sides boyfriend!!
Whatever possessed you to put UHU glue on your feet !!!!
Look what happens when you break into a chicken run.
So that's why the chicken crossed the road.
This isn't a leg-pull - now go away you're cramping my style!
Hey...you can't lay here
Ok...Ok ...I'll tell you why I crossed the road!
And to stuff the chicken you first separate the legs.........!
Despite throughly cooking his chicken, Bob still had trouble removing the drumstick.
Hold still I want to do an handstand on your foot
I might be flat on my back but I'm no chicken!
Chicken legs going 'cheep' - check them out for free!
I said Cramp!! not Camp
All right. Eggsactly what do you want!
The Combination-Fetish Gala proved to be roaring success.
For God's sake man, make sure you get a left AND a right shoe next time!
Hurry up, mate, I'll be fried in a minute!
I told you no one would notice your legs!
oh! for goodness sake get up chicken little, the sky is not falling!
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