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by kowinz 28th March 2011
Hug me , yes . Kiss me, no!
"I canna not speaka Spanish!"
Football? I'm here for the Persil audition!
"Why would I want your mouth guard? As you can see I don't have it!"
"And He shall reign forever, and ever, and ever."
What do you mean, you missed by this much.
Doh, Ray ,Mee ,Far, So ,Lah, Tee .Doh.
Clap hands for Mummy,Clap hands for Daddy,hip,hip,hip.hooray.
If I knew where it was, I'd tell ya! Have you looked in the back of the net?
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty. Thrill me chill me fulfil me..
"and he was like, oh, stop the ball, and I was like 'ahhh, it's going too fast' and he was like soooooo mad with me when it went in"
So I missed - its just a game,fgs don't get so excited!
I tell ya I DON'T have the ball - it's gone!
take a closer look, im telling you "i didnt swallow the bloody ball"
I didnt interfere with your ball and you can see I didnt play dirty.
I don't know what to tell you!! It was here a minute ago.
Look! seriously his balls were THIS big!
god I swallowed the ball
English tourists doesnt know what to order when visting Ronaldos Mcdonaldos
Nigel I dont know why I act they way I do I just get jealous and see red when you hang out with your friends.
My wifes going to kill me when she sees this on t.v after all a male never admits hes lost and never asks for directions.
If we have two goals and you have four goals Im confused how many goals do we need to win ?
Game of statues goes in to extra time
I didn't do it
Simple Simon says, put your hands in the ear.
I don't mind swallowing my pride.
Don't blame me, I didn't do it.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it wasn't my fault.
"These are the hands of God!"
I don't care who you are, I'm not sharing!
Who cares, WE won! All - eh - luia !!
Ball What Ball?
Oops , sorry ! For a moment I thought I was back playing for my basketball team ..
Ahhh!
Its not my fault that I forgot we had changed ends and i was running in the wrong direction!
Of course I have eight fingers and two thumbs.
I know it was wide, but don't rub it in ...
What es sis ? I ordered Mexican....
Invisible man and soccer player share a kiss
Ronaldo ( what the hell dude ? i meant in the changing rooms )
No Wait ! my nails havent dried yet...
OMG I was this close to being caught by Darren Hughes
"Marcel Marceau's Grandson commences professional football career"
What do you mean "The cat's got my tongue". Its still there, isn't it?
"On enquiring as to the whereabouts of his pony, Ronaldo informs Prince that this Charity Match involved Football, not Polo"
"But Ronaldo, I thought my hands were as good as your feet."
hey ronaldo donta toucha the face
Okay! I give up! you take over!
For Pete's sake Christiano, that's the first penalty you've missed all season...now get that damn ball outta my mouth!
"But I only kicked you once"
No, I did not eat your Orange at Half time......
What you mean "kick it?" - what kind of ball game is this?
What do you mean, I cleaned my teeth, and flossed surely my breath cant be that bad !
You want me to hug you no way man
I love the way you do your hair Rona, but I just think you use too much product.
Ronaldo OK so go home & take your ball spoilt brat
"Talk to the hands, cause the face ain't listenin"
Justa looka downa my tonsil.. you see ball? No ! I no know where he go !
"Ronaldo? Sorry, never heard of the guy."
What do you mean I should have..............................
OMG there's a camera - my hair's not done!!!!
Oh my god, that fan has the limited edition 2012 Dolce leopard print heels on.... they are so to die for!!
Sorreeee, So I can't remember how to play pat-a-cake pat-a-cake,
I tell you.............i did use my mouth wash this morning....ggrgrrr
But you said it was a hands free game
I'm a lily white not an all white
Hey! You're not the only pretty boy!
OMG it's Thrush???? Oral Thrush ????
You're joking?
Believe me, my hands never went anywhere near your balls...
It was out I donoa dont look at me
I didn't take any, honest, Ahhhhh
"Cristiano, all I said was that if they had put a full-stop after the 'R' on your shirt, it'd look like you were constantly on the toilet ! What's wrong with that - you always get the runs !"
What can I say, Ive swallowed my tongue stud.
"Get on with the game - the National Anthem has already finished!"
Oh for Pete's sake get over ir!
What do you expect? It's a fluff ball.
Big girl's blouse? Me?
I told you I don't know how it happened, somehow it just seemed to slip thro my fingers.
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