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by delilah 23rd November 2009
Same sex marriages? We're not even looking at a same SPECIES marriage!
Don't we make a lovely couple!
Wife Swap
My wife's a bitch!
Dogs-own love in Godzone country
Its a quick step and smile the judges are watching!
Bugger the dog - it's my wife you have to watch out for!
I love my dog, she's always here. Where's me wife?
Dancing With The Stars has gone to the dogs!
"Sorry dear, but he's much better at dancing than you"
We have talent too !
K9 Tango the Kiwi way !
This is the last time I let my friends play matchmaker
I really am his best friend, ya know.
"Who loves you baby"
this is the latest," dog trot"!
by asertive
Do you come here often ?
"OK, OK, so he's only got two legs, but you think he would beable to stand by himelf!"
Doggone,Ginge has forgotten his Listerine again.
Oh , and this one was on our honey moon in the Bay of Islands.
A properly trained man can be a dogs best friend!
Paws Play Please
One two and then rock, one two and then roll. Good dog! Now sit! I said sit!!
See, his coat's almost the same colour as my shirt.
arm and leg we dance together we share our fleas with one another, but thats as far as it goes buster
The happy couple paws for the camera
.......but Mum...you said if i finished my bones i could take the human out to the park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, we are not lovers, he is just man's best friend
Oh Rodney, I LOVE your latest makeover!
oh my, you are a big boy. You are nearly as tall as me!!
i really am your best friend
He's standing on a box and I am not!!!!
Man a Dogs best Friend
Save the last dance for me
It really does take two to tango...
Oh Mum! look at us!
One of us has the "X" Factor
A quick smile to the judges then its quick quick slow, quick quick slow
Is it OK now to wear genuine fur ?
Spot the dog
me & that hairy human
OK babe now give me those goodies you promised
Yes, I AM embarrassd to be seen with him...he could have at least had a hair cut!
Pause (paws) right here please:-)
It's funny how couples begin to look alike, isn't it?
"Introducing our next couple on Dancing with the Stars".........
He could have dressed formally for the dancing picture.
We met on Grownups !
Hurry up and take the pic - I need a tree quick!
wooft, you mean he's not the long haired shepherd from next door?
who's the pretty boy then!
Man, when did you grow to be such an armful!
Mmmmm about two hundred pound.
Entrants in the look-alike competition
"I now pronounce you man and woof..."
"Give me a break will ya." He's always wanting to teach me new tricks.
Of course it is not a foxtrot, we are doing a dogtrot. Get it right or I'll sue for defamation of character.
Now see here, if I was meant to stand on two legs how come I've got four?
A friend I can trust, more faithful than the wife.
Oh well - I get it on demand here!
This is just a practise dance....Wait till you see us in full dress!!!!
just practising for when I finally get a date..this decade perhaps?
We cannot keep on metting like this
I thought he was Richard Hadlee
I said Cheese, not wees
As the look like Scooby Doo and jughead the comment has to be " SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!"
Can't you see I am the boss??
lets dance who going to be the lady??
See? Itold you so. With a few deft changes in the steps we can change the Fox Trot to the Dog Trot. Easy Wheezy.
Those new heels make all the difference.
See !!! I told you I am nearly as tall as him !!!!
We're competing in Moevember
Start left foot one two three go
"STAND UP, STAND UP FOR ----- who was it you said???? Of COURSE I want to be in the choir!!!! I's GOOD!!!"
Shall we dance, shall we dance and do those sort of things - marlin
"Woof Woof hands Off He's Mine" !!!!
Well it's pretty obvious that i need more biscuits cos you're growing faster
A bit Ruff!
Love me, love my dog!
Guess which one of us has "Dog Breath"
Go on, which one of us is better looking?
Phew Mans breath!
Look mum, I'll be as tall as dad soon!
"Hey Mary!! You can see the likeness can't you?"
"Get on with it. The grinning idiot is standing on my paw foot!"
One of these two is hairy and dribbles a lot. The other is a dog!
Country lad looking for love! An affection for animals would be a plus.
I told you his girlfriend was a dog!
Why dogs bite people.
I fell in love with you . . . this waltz should last forever . . .
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