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by benny 23rd February 2009
Him Tarzan, Me Jane.
Now you tell me I have had my nine lives!
oooh what ya mean,there's a earthquake coming?
Booooo!!!
Call Of The Wild!
Quick call the fire brigade
I see that peeping tom is back again....the cheek of it
Who's that Pole Cat out there?
What do you mean ... "& what did we learn?"
Come out , Come out , Come out you pretty kitten.......
Heeeelp! I'll be your friend forever if you let me in
I can't reach the handle from here dopey!!
taking pole position in the pussywillow ?
Oh no, I've walked the plank as far as I can go and he's still there, where to now?????
I told you to go on a diet!!!
Holy sh... you've shut the window on me again. Just you wait... payback is sweet!
Anyone ordered a pole-dancer?
Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo
Wouldn't it be easier to just eat the food in your cat bowl?
Fancy, a pole dancing cat.
Dont sit there looking at me like that - didnt I tell you to get off that bloody ladder?
what you doing up there looking at me like that
Holy moly that is a big one
stop being a pussy!! and come out to play
Now do you believe me that you "can" see the Sky Tower, from up there?!
"That'll teach you for eating my food"......!!!
" Quiet, Ginger, don't tell the birds I'm up to their level."
'Its a long story......'
Oh dear! I said I may put you on a pedastal not bl..dy well get on one.
Ha Ha - now Who is the Tallest
O Sole Meeoow..............
Well you got yourself up there...so you have to get yourself down,I ain't helping you!
Help. I'm scared of heights!
Open the window you ginger nutter!
so that's my next door neighbour
I told you the next time you had a night on the tiles I would change the locks!
"Romeow, Romeow, where paw art thou Romeow?"
If you pull faces in the wind, it will stay like that!
I taut I saw a puddy tat!
Having had no luck with internet dating, Minstrel decided to try serenading the new strawberry blonde who had moved in next door.
If I could jjump right at that door I'm s..sure I could get it opppen, whoaaaaa wobbly!! Then he's gonna get it!
cann't you see the GHOST CAT in the tree behind me .
Go open the door NOW please.
Buga...I should have come with you!!
"AAHG I got a splinter in me tootsie!"
There is nothing high and mighty about this one
I'm the king of the castle and you're - well, you are inside the castle!
Whooo boy is this what they mean by pole dancing??
You never told me you tok up pole dancing!!! Is the money good???
You didn't tell me there was a nail sticking up!!!
Goodbye Pork Pie
We've got to stop meeting like this !
Oh Well! What goes up must come down.
DONT JUST SIT THERE! HELP MEE-OWT
Rescue me!..............please
"Baby. it's cold outside!"
Heathcliff .... let me in...I love you
Honestly Honey! I wasn't tom catting around!
" But it's scary up here!"
I am not a stinking Pole-cat!
'I really can't stay.'
'but, baby it's cold out here.'
OMG, there's a huge black & white cat right behind fluffy
He..eelllp! dont just stand there call the fire brigade.
You are my Valentine
oh my god its a ginga behind closed doors!!
Get me down!im sitting on a nail.
Five tiny ones in the nest - and I STILL can't reach
Anything you can do I can do better
I'VE GONE OUT ON A LIMB FOR YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!
oops, there's not as much room up here as I thought
"You are so beautiful to me."
I know, I can't sing in tune, but at least I now have your attention.
For goodness sake dial 111
You lied to me, there is no Tweetie bird out here.
Yep, Yep, I can see the birds from here, so now what do I do?
Damn, i knew having a see-saw with Garfield would lead to no good!
It's ok. I'm setting a pole sitting record. Only 3 days to go.
If looks could kill
Hey! Buddy can't you see this is Purr-fect.
Help me...you know I have vertigo
Yes, I've seen your owl impersonation before....very good.
Have I come to the right place for the optician?
wide eyed and bushy tail .... out on a limb ... shows true love
timberrrrrrr......
Still not impressed?
Elba, just does what it should
Come out and play.
I've been looking high and low for you ... thought we agreed no going inside while were playing hide and go seek
Just don't ask!!!..........
I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal!!
I only have eyes for youuuuuuuu
Maaan!!! Can't believe you talked me into this, I feel like a traffic light!
Aaarghh..the things you see when you don't have a camera...!
FOR GOD"S SAKE ! Don't just sit there , get help ya dumb moggy !
Open that cat door now
No, I'm not trying for a part in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Ive really gone out on a limb for you this time.
NO! Seriously! There is a stranger with a camera right behind you!
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