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by Kramer 21st March 2011
I found this old bucket, and while cleaning it out pops the genie of the pond!
First time ever in the water - I thought I'd get used to the water a little bit at a time! First the feet....…...
catch of the day
I would look real cool if the bucket had orange stripes
This warm water on my hands and feet feels really great.
Use the force,Luke...
Belladonna
This is deep enough thanks
I like to clean my feet first.........
Potty Time.!!!!
Knees up,Knees up.Don't get the breeze up.
Let the Sea Trials begin..
swimmer tries out new invention - water bed, bucket seat, and foot warmer, all in one compact unit
Brian was having a dificult time getting used to his new PORTALOO!!!
hmmm did I really need my wetsuit today?
Conditions perfect for the 2011 bucket diving champs,
Steroids suspected in the unders 2 pool swim meet
Back yard plastic surgery exposed
Swimmers are being encouraged to not relieve themselves in the pool with a national wide campaign, shown here is one of the new initiatives implemented today with mixed results.
I can't go in that cold water today, I'm feeling a little 'pail'
Swimmer enters didymo bath after river swimming competition
"Now if it doesn't smell, I'll be alright."
Is this the best that could be found?
There's a troll in me bucket,dear liza,dear liza.
Someone told me it helps if you wet your feet first!
Right I can cross that off my 'Bucket List'.
The oars must be in here somewhere..
a fish out of water
The man in the shop said my blue gloves and flippers were hardly de rigueur.
Buck it!
I said fish in a barrel not swim
I'm still over exsposed..
Yooung man wears wetsuit to prevent splash back whilst using public loo
Mobster in training takes a lesson in what its like to be cemented and swim with the fishes.
The Human Chess Game Was Off To A Slippery Start...
Man feels black and blue after race but this pails in signifance to the swim race he won hands down.
It's an invasion. The pod-people are popping up everywhere!
New black caps player still wet behind the ears in debut test against India.Digs down deep looking for his first hat trick if the game ever resumes after moonsoon rains.
Swimmer laughs at the very thought that "pot" is a performance enhancer.
PLEASE... take your rubbish home
Athlete has difficulty mastering the art of specimen collection for drug testing programme
Jumping Jack Flash has run out of gas.
Cuts to sponsorship restrict access to swim training facilities for Britain's Olympic Triathlon Gold Medal hopeful
teach me not to look before i leap
They said the dive pool was small - but hey this is a little over the top isnt it?
Do you mean I have jump in backwards, like this!!
I said a SPA pool!!!!
So...who has been overfeeding my Sea Monkeys again?
OMG! This new Ironman event is a doozy!
Yeah, I'm in the bucket - what do I do next? by Patsy
The first "testbucket" baby returns to his place of birth.
Hydrophobic!
Bucket Brigade needs first aid
Kermit Frog style propulsion for backward dive.
I could manage this when I was two. Why has it become so difficult now?
'Poo'ps! Just a 'wee' bit small.
The latest version of the sack race. Getting in some practice for the next Top Town series.
OK, so I've started my bucket list already.
Heys its not big enough after prunes for brekkie
Mmmmmm, not bad but I think I prefer being a frog!!!
I baptise you in the name of Neptune
Since when did we start decontaminating our feet and hands before swimming?
"If he could only look nonchalent just a little while longer, no one would see his webbed gloves and flippers and he was bound to win the race."
Budget training
I knew that there was a sewage problem in Christchurch - but this is ridiculous !!!
I thought I would take a bath first
I will NOT pee in the pool, I will NOT pee in the pool, I will NOT pee in the pool, I will NOT ....
Well this is all I have until I get either a Port-a-loo or a chemical toilet. This is Christchurch after all!
If I ever find who put quick-set concrete in this bucket ......
I feel my baked beans are beginning to work.
IF YOU PUBLISH THIS PHOTO PLEASE LET EVERYBODY KNOW THAT I FEEL A REAL HEEL.
BUCKET LOADER MISSES TARGET
give me a break mr Corleone, honest i didnt know she was your daughter
Man tries really hard not to 'kick the bucket'.
Geez Ma it ,I said I wanted a floatation device to go swimming,but I have grown some since last summer.
Crouching in my little blue bucket I found it difficult to decide whether to stay put or do a backflip into the freezing river.
I'm glad I put on my wet suit.
Look no hands.
Everyone loves the new 'living sculpture'.
One of your bucket wishes aye.....
Have to decontaminate first, then see whats at the bottom of the pool.
black and loo
When I said I had learn to swim on my bucket list this is not what I meant.
Typical isn't it - you have every thing prepared and the concrete truck doesn't arrive!
OK flush it now.
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