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by azpen 20th October 2008
You'll never catch me!
Any chance of a lift?
I am out of here
"This was NOT on the performance specs!!!! Getting puffed already!!!!"
Jesus can do it,so can I.Outta me way..
up up and away
the new meaning to 'power walking'
Traffic! It's quicker to walk!
Could this be my lucky day, or what!
Shows how both man and boat can walk on water!
And for my next miracle.....
James Bond, eat your heart out!
Wait till you see me fly!
"Well shit! which way to the portaloos"...
"The names Bond; James Bond!"
Sorry - Its touching the cloth!
By 'bigyin'
And at the halfway point the question has to be: "Can the boats catch him?"
woops!
Look mum I'm walking on water.
Mystery 'tip and run' troublemaker - finally caught on film.
Where's the nearest Lotto shop?
Ditch the boat, and run like hell.
Oh sorry, Sir, I hope she's insured
You won't catch me, I'm a gingerbread man.
So much for Fullers offering free ferry rides for Supergold Card holders...
Heck, This is going to make my makeup run.
The Six Million Dollar man overtakes the boats just before the finish line.
Boat Racer Murphy had photographic evidence to support his claim of a UFO attacking his craft and an alien leaving the scene.
Mum----Heeeelp!!!
Running on water. is my new trick
no time to wait, I got a date and dyeing here is not my fate
"Wow, I might of just invented a new sport". "Lets call it 'Free waterskiing"!!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Catch me if you can
Well, what choice do I have?
I need a portaloo quick ..I had a good curry last night
"For Pete's sake!... wave the checkered flag while I'm still in the lead!"
Come on mate, the beer is free
I shouln't have done that. Quick exit stage right!
BUGGER!!
puts a new slant on -One forward two back-
You've heard of "pennies from heaven" Why not boats from heaven too.
One's company, two's a crowd!
taking steps to avoid disaster
uh ohhhh!! I'm outta here
Can"t Wait, Have to go to Loo
He said take Ignite - but he didn't mention the sideways effects
way to go
One step forward for mankind.......now who's the winner?
Life in the fast lane ain't what it's cracked up to be!
just under THAT tree will do
Oh yeah - seatbelt, forgot.
Back in 5.....
and yet he could still take in the gloriousness of the Autumn leaves as they fluttered their way to the rippling waters below
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