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by EarlyRiser 16th February 2009
"Ay you, get in ma belly. Baby back, baby back, baby back ribs!"
Don't you tell me what to do you old nag!!!
Open wide and say AHHH!
So you think you're tough eh!
"Give me a kiss, baby!"
'Go on give me a ride you old neigher'
You think your breath is bad? Well check this out.
Give me back my apple or I'll scream!
...and the quest for the smelliest breath goes on
Now you try again and scrub those top ones until they're REALLY shiny!
Latest entries for NZ Idol.
bet I can keep my mouth open longer than you
I tell ya the leader of the National Party is not a DONKEY .It was DON (Brash) and (John) KEY.
"I'll bite You!!!"
How long is it since you had your hair cut?!!
'Your teeth are bigger than my teeth.'
Ha! Ha! i can do that too!
Anything you can do, I can do better!!
No, you can't have my scarf to keep the hair out of your eyes. Get your own !
How DARE you sneeze all over me !!!!!!
Waaaahhh ,now that is what I call tonsils!
Not as loud as me, have an other try.
"What are you?" "I'm a horse,of course "
Lets do a duet together
Keep shouting like that and you'll get a little horse
I did not spill your water
my teeth are soooo clean, thanks for the carrot
'The art of communication'
dont make an ass of yourself
I've got more teeth than you have - see?
I may be little,but I bet I can scream louder than you, Mr Pony Pong Pong.
Grrrrrrrrr - I'm a lion. I'm going to eat you all up.
Takes one to know one
Whatchit honey - you've been booked to ride on my back for the dowbhill trek!!
My, what big teeth you have.
See, told you that my teeth were made in China!
Open wider like this. I can't see down there properly.
doh a donkey, ray a drop of golden sun
On the count of three - one-two-three- AAARRGHH,
My voice can go higher than yours AND I'm making more noise than you can ever do! So try and beat that horse face!
SEE! I said I had MORE teeth than YOU
Sing like this !!!!!!
doh,ray me,................aah
"E" "Awe" "E" "Always calls me that"
Go ahead - make my day.
Ahhh! ! ! See, told you I could do it louder
HA! My breath smells better than your breath!!!!
Any yell you can do I can yell better!!!!
You floss after brushing just like me.
Oh no! Fillings
MUUUUUUMMMM !! IT DID SWALLOW MY 'BARBIE DOLL... I CAN SEE ITS LEG !!!!!
OH YEAH !!!!
SAME TO YOU TO
See, I cleaned my teeth this morning, did you ????
Hi shorty. Yeah look whose talking
i said SIT
If we keep this up we will both be a litte hoarse
STOP YELLING...... YOU'RE NOT MY MUVA !!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh, I can see what you had for breakfast!
See - I TOLD you I could open as wide as you !
The water is for all to share.
and tell Mum you got it straight fro the horse's mouth!
Not you too, NAG NAG NAG!!!!
Naaaaaaaaah!!!! That's not horse sense ..It's non sense...
Both together "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The final of the yell off competition.
Don't be an ass! Give me a chance to get a word in!
I can do what ever you can, see!!
Anything y;ou can shout I can shout louder
WOW!!!! Gosh you have tonsils too
Youre not the only one that can make a donkey of yourself....so there
Simon says ...... take a deep breath and yell!!!
DO... YOU... SPEAK... ENGLISH...??!!
Ill send you to the gulag
i told you that pie was hot..
Let me - I'm thirsty too
Stop horsing around and listen to my Chinese proverb.
Anything you can do I can do better, anything I can do you can't do better.Yes I can no you can't, Oh! yes I can no you can't
"You Whinney - I'll Poo!"
louder..youre a little horse.
Snap!
NO...she said WHAT!!!....SHUT UP!!!!
Hay......STOP NAGGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well its not MY fault the carrot didn't float!!!
From the safety of this side of the rail I say, "LET IT ALL GO." but if you think you or I are loud HUST WAIT TIL GRANDMA COMES OVER!
I'm telling your mother on you - you did not clean your teeth today !!
You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf!!
You are a poor loser at Mahjong!
"I'll show you my fillings if you show me yours".
Horsebreath!
Back Off big mouth!
Do i have any boggies up my nose.
can't scare me!
Raaaaaaaaaaaaah youself, you scared me.....not!
It's teeth you see if you mimic me
Your're the biggest doggie I've ever seen
Shout my ears off? thats nothing - here goes your lips, big tongue and teeth - and bad breath RIGHT BACK AT YA.
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