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by hyosilver 14th March 2011
Oops
That will teach him to play around with my girlfriend!
The army are not going to tank me for doing this!
Good boy. First try!
Seee told ya, it was red !
Oh bugga! Rodger you youve gone and got blimen Mitsubishi all over the track....
oooh hope he is at lunch.I will be gone when he gets back,and he wouldn't know it was me,hee heee.
Hey! Frank, think we may have a problem - something apears to be caught under our tank, would you nip down and check. Biggs
aaalittle closer....
OUCH!!! That's just one BONK,too many,so it is...
Whoops, wrong car!
Oooh!!! what colour did you say your car was Sarj????
That was the accelerator not the break, Stupid !!!
Parallel parking was never my forte.
I dont' believe it... We've got another flat!
That was fun!! Let's find some more.
Tanks a lot!
That was the accelerator not the brake , Stupid !!!
Auckland gets tough on illegal parking.
Police Ministers new toy against Boy Racers....
That ought to level him out a bit ...
"errrr, funny story Sir... Ummm, we might have dinged your new red car"
Bugger
Hey Jim isnt that your mother n laws car, S..ry Bri.n y.or bre..ing up
I told you we would save money on a crushing machine.
Ummmm mate...? Do you know anyone that owns a red Ford Sierria?
Pimp my ride now! Ha
Car owner didnt have this in mind when they wanted a fool tank.
Man from wrong side of the tracks has a severe case of road rage
Parking wardens go one step to far
Being tanked up driving a tank not such a great idea says private
Car owner says they didnt realise Heavy metal could be so dangerous.
Due to recent millitary cut backs tank drivers have to take up second jobs as auto wreckers to pay bills
American millitary says it has crushed the red forces once and for all.
Photographer put in spotlight after parking illegally .
Police say un warranted and/or un registered vehicles are a real danger on our roads
Bazza dont you think it would have been more impressive if we had blown the car up ?
After all we do have this turret on the front.
Dont worry I got his rego details 293905
What? I cant hear you
You put your right wheel in, you put your right wheel out, you try and try to reverse out.
No No! the other Left
Boss I've tracked down that red car you wanted.
That'll teach them for stealin our park!
Hey Skipper I think we have got a flatty !!
Geez! I hope that stuntman got out of there on time !!
Its a bit tight do you have this in a bigger size ?
Come on Dave, that's just a bit too far over the white line.
Geez I hope they are wll tanked up when they return to their car.
Hey you!! you would hsve seen us before we saw you!!!! Why didnt you bl---y move!!??
The Government is targeting parking violators this week introducing new methods of deterrents as shown in this picture of Person who parked in a Disabled car park to pop in to the shop to grab some "Fags"
Have a nice day
I told you to change to halogen headlights!
Join the army..and enjoy travel. excitement ,and never having to look for a parking spot.
'Tank you very much for your kind man-oeu-vre
Tank you very much
Tank you very, very very much'
(to the tune from the old 'Telethon's')
Hey Dave...? The rego sticker says 2010 Lamborghini Countach... are they worth much?
That's a bit over the top....isn't it?
by Barbaraanne11
Cheat on me would you? well take that! by Patsy02
And the reckoned we couldn't do it! Huh!
Well I guess this gives new meaning to having a FULL TANK !
Igor you fool ,how many times have i told you they drive on the other side of the road over here.
Right, now for the mother-in-law's car!
How many times did you say am I allowed to resit the licence test.
Mmmmmm Funny place to leave a car!
Guess thats what my boy calls a Transformer, Mate, he could put that back together no problem!
at least its not a a ministerial BMW !!
oops, oh captain sir the car got in my way no way am i responsible for the car being their
Was that a Toyota? Oooh bugger me.
I don't think I'll rely on the GPS again!
Sorry Mr Gaddafi.....NOT!!!!!
I warned you, don't park in the disability park!
NO IT'S OKAY IT WASN'T A DUCK..
whoops. What'll I tell my mum?
Don'tya hate it when you step on something? This is worse than doggy-do!
Things not to do when you get your licence son
ooops!!!! I said the our left NOT their left!!!
Boy racer's you were warned
Gives road rage new meaning!!!
Hillary Clinton looks good in red!!!
More collateral damage here Sir!!!
Bit like spaghetti junction!!!
oh crap ! do you think they will notice?
Ooooh! I've done a whoopsie. I don't think Betty's going to be happy when I tell her I've lost another job. (Frank Spencer)
CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING ???
Atticus
The rental company said to return the car with a full tank !
i think weve just created a new autobot sir"
I say old boy, you know that bump we just felt?
SECOND FLATTY THIS WEEK BOSS
NO MATTER HOW ELUSIVE YOU ARE, I MEANT IT WHEN I SAID I WOULD TRACK YOU DOWN
OK I see your problem now. Your rear tail light is out.
and when they were up they were up, and when they were down they were down...and when they were only halfway up....you know the rest
I'm positive I put it in reverse.
You didnt see that one coming Moon man,...........John Campbell snapped leaving the TV3 carpark after heated interview, in his new 2011 Hummer
I go on the green and I stop on the red.
Sorry, I was to tanked to know what I was doing.
Sorry I could never get used to driving on the left
Ruddy hell Wesley you'v run over William's Wolseley your going to get a right Royal wigging from him.
Oh! Tankyou Tankyou VERY much! NOT!
The Army will do anything to avoid a sub-terrainian anti-tank mine.
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