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by delilah 14th December 2009
Ouch! Is that what they call a Ginger Zinger?!
Never stand behind Wonder Cat when he's had beans.
Yikes!! It's alive!
'Black-Ops' S.W.A.T team dropped in to take care of ginger menace
Kung-fu Kitty
and the mighty hunter pounces upon it's unwitting prey..........
If I land on his tail on the spot (te! he! he!)
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Now where on earth is that pesky cousin of mine who thinks she is a Ninja warrior?
If I land on his tail on the right spot (te! he! he!)
Ninja kitten's do exist. Here's proof.
"The things you can do with Superglue, eh Blackie?"
Been watching those Ninja movies again my boy.
Got Ya This Time!
They dropped you from the landing above too, huh?
Going in for the kill. Hope they accept me at stunt cat school next year.
Shall I ? Shant I ? OOOps!!!! Too late, I did!!! Mum warned me not to annoy grandpa but I just couldnt resits. How was I to know he was plugged in to the power point.
YeeeeeHaaaaaaa!
Damn! The tail was over there when I started!
oh to be young again
You cover me and I'll sneak up on them via the wall.
One cat down! GEES they should no not to mess with the ginger cat.
Watch out!!! let me get that tail!!!!
Ooooh him fella look angry.Maybe if I freeze frame.I wont land on his tail,oooh,I hope that works.
What can I say? You blow me away...
"The Tail of Two Kitties"
"hmmm.... I could have sworn I heard that damned kitten coming up the stairs"
Ginger was unimpressed with his owner's new wall decal
Where is she? She said half an hour. I don't know if I can take anymore of this kitty sitting.
Kamikaze kitten takes out Ginger Peril.
I am in a rather catty-strofic shit-uation so I are.Eeeeek!!!!
With a bit more practice, I'll get my timing right yet.
You may be called the ginger ninga but look at my suprise attack skills!
I think this is how Bruce Lee would do it...
Enter the (furry, cute) dragon!!!
Tiger was just thinking how the youth of today get up to all sorts when your back is turned..........
How to tell the difference between a real and a stuffed ginger cat.
watch mum i seen this stunt on youtube earlier
waiting in the line of fire
Watch!!!!! When I land,...See how fast Ginger can run down those stairs!
...'and as the darstadly snake lay sleeping after gorging on my mouse, I crept up... slowly... on my iddy biddy paws... and in a flash... POUNCED.
Push me down the stairs will ya, time for some payback!
Scratch my back & I'll scratch yours!
HOLY!!!!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!
I'll show the ginga how black girls really dance...if only he was interested!
1 hot point,1 little black paw=1 frizzled, frazzled Kitten.
Statically charged.... check
Aim.... FIRE!!!!!
To catch a cat
could someone please sew my shadow back on....
Just when Ginger was deciding where to take his afternoon siesta,young Fluffy decided that he wanted to play.........
Heads I live ,Tails I die.
Don't turn your back on me, I'm Michael Jackson, doing the moon walk.
I knew she was fooling around with that black tom next door. The truth is just to much to handle, I'm going to jump!
Oh no! There's something attached to that fun looking bit of rope.
Here comes Santa Claws.
Ginger cat says " I hate kitty sitting it's such a drag." Sooty kitten says. " I CAN FLY!!"
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, you can't beat the greatest 'cause I'm Mahammed Kitty
We can safetly say the current is on!
All those martial arts lessons have paid off!
No, it's not your shadow, it's Meeee.
Whoa Ginj you got a lot of static!
This will shift him! Downstairs here we come!
Get ready, step, GO!
yaaaaah!!!, snakes alive, thats a big one.
Crikey that cat nip was a bit strong!!
I wonder if it is quicker going up and over, don't want to disturb THAT cat!!!!
I've got you this you you nasty little snake you.!!!
cheapers when did mum grow that!
you wouldn't dare
whats that black smudge behind me flying through the air....thinks gings.....
Told you I could break-dance!
"Junior have you thought of anything yet to get me over my fear of going downstairs!"
Now where the hell did that little spit fire go.
If it bothers you on the ground, stick it on wall - works for me.
If it bothers you on the ground, stick it on the wall - works for me.
hop on my back wee one.....I will take you down safely
"Look out Red-leader1, there's a bogey on your six o'clock".
"I wouldn't dare if I was you - yes I have eyes in the back of my head"
Grownups Competition - Does ginger cat move tail before kitten lands on it?
"Geronimo-o-o"
Scaredy Cat!
...don't even think about it...err..too late!
Little nuisance, read my body language...hehe, yea read mine!
If this doesn't get rid of his hiccups I don't know what will
I always thought I cast a larger shadow
All quiet on the western front!
Big Red under attack by The Spitfire!!
argh forcefield!
"Here she comes again, I'll move quickly to the left and she'll go down the stairs,Haha"
High jump? Easy peasy, raise the bar.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and here's looking at you pal....!
Oh Crap ! I'm gonna regret this !
Its the return of the cheeky darky ;)
I'm sure Kitzy said she was going to drop in this morning.
Pouncing Practice!
Yikes! I thought it was a ginger snake...
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