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by Witchhazel 13th October 2008
'Move and I'll shoot'
I told you once, I told you twice, this is MY cupboard!
You are a norty boy,and I gunna tell my Da Da on you.He bigga dan your Da da,so dere.
I told you, I am not playing horsey!
No laughing this is serious stuff!!!
Stay!!
You know what my answer is. No.
No queue jumping! I'm seeing the nurse next.
Get any closer and I'll poke you in the eye....
No ! You can't have my socks
And don't think I'm gonna be taking any more crap from you!
Hold it right there buster!!!! Mum said WHAT?
You keep horsing around and you'll be going straight to the naughty corner!
Don't you dare come any closer, I found this cosy little corner first
Peggy
PULL THAT----------!
Grumpy Greek
if you come any closer,...I'll jump!
Back off Casanova--I like being a wallflower!
I told you once already, you can put lipstick on a pig ...
I'm olda dan U , so U hav to do as I say!!
No way can you share my seat. Go and find your own toilet---or potty.!!! This is all mine- -- ---smell and all
We do so have the same father - understood?
"You white guys... are alllllllways pickin' on the negro"...
"Now listen here...it's my way or the highway."
Look McCain the names Obama and i've got this election all tied up .
Watch it!!! This fingers loaded.
Don't push your luck with ME buddy!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm warning you, one more move and it will hurt!!
Don't even think about it!
I was here first!!!
NO! You play McCain and I'll play Obama.
'Go find your own man cave...'
No, I'M more grown-up than YOU.
No, you stay there you smell!!
Obama and McCain as children - not much has changed....
Leroy Williams learnt the power of Hypnotism at a young age
NO, I do NOT want to marry you!
you stay right there buddy
pow got ya
Watchit buddy.
Because I said so!
Looking back over the years, he could pinpoint the exact moment he realised she called all the shots.
"You know what they say, loose lips sink ships, we'll keep your mouth shut"
"No, no, no, John Boy McCain, not you. I said I was going to be President, not you! Me!! Barack Obama is going to be president, just you wait and see!!
"The nanny said to look you in the eye and be firm" I think I've got it right
"Keep comin' an' I'll tell ya how crosseyed ya git, K???"
Its rude to point Buster. You're about to fall off.
If I'm in time out -- you should be too
I will only say this once ok
OK! I'm not taking the blame this time!
listen up bud,dry seats only round here.
Don't you tell me they're going to stick that needle in my bum
Kneel and deliver
it might be you and me bro ,but you take the blame
"Come on curly, there's no "point" sulking"!!
"what don't you understand ......... I told you, this is MY corner, go find your own"
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