All I Really Need to Know I Learned from my Dog

• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

• Take naps and stretch before rising.

• Run, romp, and play daily.

• Be loyal.

• Never pretend to be something you're not.

• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

• Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.

• When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.

• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

• No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends.

• Bond with your pack.

• On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.

• When you're excited, speak up.

• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

• If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

• Don't go out without ID.

• Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

• Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

• Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

• Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.

• When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).

• If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

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