Laugh aches away

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Kindly find time to laugh your heart away. The following are just for laughs.

1. A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that's was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.

So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening this man picked her up again.

"So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.

"Well", the chick responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."

"That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"

Said the woman: "All of them, of cuz!"


2. A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the guy wakes him and asks his son if this guy is OK? The son replies he's scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is nice and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the guy again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the fellow again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the dude again wakes his son. The son this time says that this guy had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that this man is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

The next day, the fellow is scared for his life- this guy is sure is going to die. After dressing this man drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. This guy avoids everyone for he's sure he will somehow be killed. This guy jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"

She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

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