Just a LOL short story...

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A modern aircraft equipped with most advanced state of arts gadgets was on its way from New York to London. A male passenger needed to use the toilet but saw long queue outside.

As he could not wait any longer, he asked the airhostess if he could use the one in the 1st class cabin. The airhostess was kind to guide him to one; however he was warned for the followings:

‘In there, you will find 3 buttons to your “pleasure”; the 1st one was labelled as “W”, means water and basically it replaces toilet roll; the 2nd button “P” means powder, once push; your bottom will be powdered. These buttons are arranged from top to bottom and you will not get it wrong!”

The airhostess finished what she has to say and walked away; the male passenger stopped her and asked “What about the 3rd button?”

The airhostess replied: “The 3rd button is a no no; and I have intended not to mention it to you!”

As the male passenger could not wait any longer, he rushed into it and performed what he had to. When finished, he pushed the W button; a shower of warm water washed his bottom and he was feeling great about it. Then he pushed the P powder and to his pleasure, a sensation of puff of powder drying up his bottom was soon felt.

Finally he noticed the 3rd button labelled as T and he kept thinking what could that letter means? The first thought that came across his mind was “Try again!”

He did not even give it a second thought, and have forgotten about the airhostess’ warning to him earlier; he pressed the T button while still sitting on the toilet bowl.

In split second he was unconscious. When he recovered from unconsciousness, he soon discovered that he was in an emergency unit of a hospital.

He was then informed by the medical staff that he has pressed the T button which intended for "Tampon". He is no longer able to re-produce his future generation from then on.

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