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I Hate Those Mathematics!

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I hate those mathematics:
All that adding and division.
The little numbers won't obey,
Laugh at me in derision.

I hate those mathematics,
Multiplying and subtraction.
The answers keep on changing and
It drives me to distraction!

I wish that I had never heard
The sound of trigonometry,
And it makes my very blood run cold
Just thinking of geometry.

Don't ask me of percentages,
Don't speak to me of fractions.
I'll never get the hang of those
Mathematic interactions.

Those figures lie there on the page
Like soldiers, all in rows.
I take a breath to steady me
And then we come to blows.

But I know it's an uneven fight;
I'll never win this war.
Those mathematics shoot me down
Like all the times before.

So I've given up my struggles with
Numerical dictators.
I'll never be their master, I'll
Just stick to calculators.

Submitted 18th Feb 2009 by GrownUps Member: Kuranui

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