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by kowinz 7th February 2009
At least I did'nt damage my black and white wear (ware) !
I just had to save it, as it is my girlfriend's "pride & joy"!
"SEW WHAT" is all the driver has to say as police discuss parking infringement of his bus
At least Ive got my sewing machine just in case anything goes wrong
What happened to reap what you sew? I swear it wasnt me!!
Okay, it's true! Men can't do two things at once.
I'm in the CIB and we've got the case of the stolen black van neatly sewn up with no loose ends.
"Arn't you pleased I managed to save the sewing machine your granny gave you as a wedding present".
A stitch in time saves nine.
I could sew this up but I am out of here!
Which "Sew" and Sew" did this ???
Phew! A stitch in time ... Where's the church?
I am sure that she will appreciate this more then a diamond ring!
So it IS true, men can only do one thing at a time
Saved this one, The rest is now junk.
I'm sew lucky I wasn't part of Project Run-a-way.
.... we parked the party bus & we were having sew much fun when Roger remembered the handbrake!
Do you think she'll be glad I saved the machine?
Are you sure I can't interest you in this one ? It's now the last model available of this line . Oh bye the way , you're not going past St Mary's before 4pm are you ?
Bond! James Bond!
I was stitched up officer
With this versatile machine, you too could make a suit like mine in only the time it takes to park a bus.......whoops!!!
They told me this was the fastest machine available
I got away with it, you sew and sewes, after I bused out on my wedding day.
Aren't i a good boy then. I've saved the most important thing. Haven't i?
Even if I explained what just happened, you STILL wouldn't believe me.
saving this for my lady love
Well, like, this van came at me and I didn't know what to do, so I hit it with my sewing machine!
Yes Dear - I saved the gift Grandma gave us.
But wait! There's more! The Supersewer Machine is designed to survive the roughest treatment. Here it is after being driven across a river. Good as new.
This wedding photographer is taking some really weird shots!
Don't cry honey...it was either this or the washing machine.
The guy on the radio had me in stitches.
Grandma will be pleased we managed to save her wedding present....Grandpa on the other hand....wont!
had to save it ? it's the essetial to any marriage
Oops UPS , ( it is a United Parcel Service delivery van )
Bus....what bus???
It was sew not me- I was the sew-bor decoy
nothing ruffles me- proof I have my sew-venier
Oooops! Stitching didn't hold.
Sew.... thats what you do, when youre late for a wedding
My suit matches my shoes and my new designer MAN BAG matches my shirt and teeth.
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